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I animated my local bum

I took a picture of him on thursday, that isnt a guitar in his hand, he pretends to play a cardboard cut out, i felt sorry and bought him a sausage roll from sayers, just thought i would share him

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

That's not a bum.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

That's no moon

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Blimey!

You're about a lot of late.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I have been known to dabble

here and there, where time permits.

I've just watched "the condemned" and had a spare few mins before watching another film.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

hello

fella!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

Hello sexy genius

/not gayness really.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

hi you daft ball of loveliness

hows that big fat brain of yours?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

Get a Broom

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

And a mop

and a selection of cleaning products.

You're such a janitor PP !!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Were they originally

white pants, but because of the sweeping, (ie mixing with dust and dirt being swept along), they turned brown ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

no....

it was a reply to.. brownpants.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

Oh I know matey

but let's roll with the train of thought..

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

you can't sweep trains up.

they run away.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

That can't be added to

you win all the cheeses.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

Ahh, brownpants

thank you

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Juicy and full of dancing elves

only because I'm awake. When I'm asleep, they write their memoirs.

How's your elbow ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

much the same as the other.

thinking of getting a third. but is three elbows greedy?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

It all depends

if the other person has finished with it, then I see no 'arm in it.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

pfft

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

And you have a bum that is distant?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

i didn't want to take a picture near him

i felt sly
i also didn't want to catch anything

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

and he might have caught

you wanking if you left the safety of the bushes.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

poverty isn't catching

unless you're a stockbroker

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

ha ha

i like this more than i should
for some reason
*clicks
it's the bobbing head that makes it

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

cardboard instruments

give the best tunes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

so well animated. brilliant.

love it. and have clicked accordingly.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

You could at least have shopped a CDC onto that

/edit: is your local bum John Lithgow?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

Now that you've said that

someone surely will

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

And now that you've said that

no one will ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

Well played

But how does his cardboard guitar sound ?

Does it rock !?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

It dooesn't make a noise

its just a peice of cardboard that he pretends to play

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

That response reminded me of "Newt"

from Aliens.

She's just a piece of plastic........

Yeah, it's cardboard, but how does it sound !?
Does he go for the rock guitar or Acoustic ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

newt isn't a piece of plastic

Yes, I KNOW

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

hhaahah

class interpretation.

6 points.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

well

it's a step up from air guitar

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

does he sing along?

making banjo noises?

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

nope just says " give us yerr fookin money "

But two little black kids where trying to steal it from him

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

RACIST!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

fookin money?

is that money for hookers?
or is he just rude?

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

Can I have a sausage roll too?

Please? I'll give you a woo in return.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

your bum's not that big!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)