Harry Hewit's barry Buick
Since we're having a royal day and all.
( ,
Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:09,
archived)
Here's an idea...
A newspaper should publish a story saying that Harry is Hewitts kid.
Then if the Royal Family decide to sue, Harry HAS to take a DNA test so the truth can be known (like we don't already know it anyway).
This stuff writes itself.
( ,
Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:10,
archived)
Then if the Royal Family decide to sue, Harry HAS to take a DNA test so the truth can be known (like we don't already know it anyway).
This stuff writes itself.
Yeah.
Sir Jeremy Kyle.
"You fackin' bitch you KNOW you offed my mam!"
"Eh! Eh! Calm down, calm down! She was shaggin' that Greek wannit!"
Etc.
( ,
Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:27,
archived)
"You fackin' bitch you KNOW you offed my mam!"
"Eh! Eh! Calm down, calm down! She was shaggin' that Greek wannit!"
Etc.
Give that Zara Phillips time
time
A good killing then a shag and then time.
( ,
Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:35,
archived)
A good killing then a shag and then time.
something about 'what key can't open doors?'
A mon-key!
*cue the monkey opening the door and shouting LIES!!!*
( ,
Fri 31 Aug 2007, 9:14,
archived)
*cue the monkey opening the door and shouting LIES!!!*