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# You will have to click for big to apreciate this one, and I apologise for the shakey shot
But when I saw this in Thailand, I thought of you lot. Really, I did.



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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
# why am i looking at your fried crap?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# why am I looking at someones dog?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# ...food
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Oh, this made me laugh, simple fool that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog's fried crap?



nice find :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha
When I was in spain, a restaurant had a dish called "Fried Rape"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# why am I bothering to comment?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha That was a laugh out moment
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Because it's funni!
They meant CARP, and being foolish simple folks that don't speak the language of the English, they wrote CRAP, which means "poo" in the coarse words of the coalminer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Good heavens -
really? Do you think so?

Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Very literal, by the looks
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Most kind of you
but did you order it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# No, I had a green curry.
At a different cafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha!
woo

TJ: it's about time I slipped in a compo pearoast I think the comp'll be changing again tomorrow


(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# you might want to compo it then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# It looks compo'd from where I'm sitting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# thats one fat giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Work that flab off fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Haha ewwww!
Thats disgusting.

Also, i have just spilt boiling water all over my hand while making tea. oh how I suffer for my art :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Drink beer instead, it's safer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# But beer makes me feel fat and bloated and gassy.
Tea, on the other hand, is just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Mix beer and tea to make your chosen beverage the ideal temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Mmm... teeer
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# last time i saw you drink beer you ended up horizontal
TRUE

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha YOU SEE
Its nothing but trouble!

edit: its ok, I look back and laugh now :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# back to college soon?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Yep, the 26th
I have done shockingly small amounts of work.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# boo and boo/yay (depending on your point of view)
good lukx
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Nah, it'll be fine
I've got to do stuff on how angry celebrity culture makes me. An easy topic.

Hows school?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# oooh good subject
school could be better, always so much to do at this time of year.
luckily for all i wasn't there today :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hurray!
You are a clever workavoidy teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# not done a full week in school since early july/late june :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Haha ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# you make tea artistically?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Tea is an artform...
It takes a lot of dedication to make the perfect brew.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# very true
i find it's very easy to make tea to your own taste, but making tea to someone else's taste, that takes skill and arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Absolutely
And people get annoyed when I ask myriads of essential questions before putting the kettle on...pfffft....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# the same people who ignore you when you tell them how you have it and serve you up a cup of something annoyingly 'not right'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# These are usually the kind of people who put the milk in before the water
twats.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# or the people who put the hot water in before adding the tea bag
*cough*costacoffee*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# *venom*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# you're right. making tea is an arts.
we must both be wonderful people :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Yay!
Big blurry food!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# why
why did i bother to enlarge this, it looked like the dregs of my cupboard mushed up and fried before i made it bigger anyways...yuck...
(fannyfarts&mingetubes kittens are my drink of choice, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Congratulations on your first post.
Do you feel dirty now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)
# the trick is
to work the old chap around in the curried goodness. Really get it plentiful and abundant in and around the japseye, bellend and under the foreskin and around the rim. Then simply auto fellate. Looks good, tastes good and does you good.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)