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# harpy b3terday!
my gran doesn't like the telly because she thinks it watches her

she puts a curtain over it so it can't see her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# cunning
i understand her pain

and cheers all again
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# link a webcam somwhere in her room up to a laptop and route the image through to her telly (i think you can do this on modern tvs)
for old person taunting fun
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# "I don't think I want the internet, dear"
she's very wary of anything technical - even an electric kettle


this is a woman who 'stopped taking The Times because it was too sexy'

she's 97
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# is she like the Spitting Image Puppet of The Queen Mother?
"I'm 97, you know!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# uncannily similar, yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hmmm
*subscribes to Times*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# SexyTimes!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# in Russia
Television listens to Radio.



erm...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# HA HAHA
also - nice sig king of the loons
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# yay bee-boy sig!
*does a bee-boy stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# please.
Stop me Procrastinating.

Please.


(what DOES procrastinating mean? I'm guessing it's a posh word for finding anything to do other than what you're supposed to be doing i.e skiving)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# yeah
it means putting shit off, basically
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# YOU
YOU BOY - LOOK SHARP, GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FOR THE HIGH JUMP

Lickety Split!

also: the deferment or putting-off of an action or task, usually by focusing on some other distraction (compare temporisation). It is Latin for "foremorrowing," or making some such of tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ...billiards
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 14 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)