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# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# How dare you?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Is this some sort of catchphrase?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I tell you what, go down South Avenue,
Down Thornton Gate, cross the promenade and chuck yourself in the fucking sea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Actually, I could come up and arrange it?
I bet that if you stand on your loft-room roof you can almost see it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Actually I'll be in
Cleveleys next week and would love to see you arrange it : )
*though I dare say you would shit your trousers as soon as I stepped on your drive : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I don't have a fucking drive.
What do you think I am?

I'll be at the Royal in about 15 minutes.

[EDIT: No I won't, it's night time ;(]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Well,
we'll catch up next week unless you shit out of course : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)
# As if I actually live in the North of England!
Shame really, I fancy any excuse for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Hurray!
The south is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)
# The South is not rubbish.
Get back your own side of the civilisation divide, you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# boo.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
So it's all bravado is it?!!

I'm pretty sure a couple of enquiries will reveal if this prick;



is local so backpedal away big boy : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Quite confrontational aren't you?
Insecure maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Do people tell you that you look like your mum?
Reason I ask is that I fucked an older woman up the arse a few years ago, who looked a bit like you but without the faggy beard, and I'm sure she said her son was a little fag who was taking up martial arts because he was a soft little fairy. I might have the wrong person but I could almost swear it was you on the picture in her purse. It's hard to remember now because it wasn't long before her purse (and everything else) was covered in shit and semen!! It did look like you though. Apologies if it wasn't. Any more little gifs of your superpowers?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Thats a yes then.
My guess is that your have a tiny little cock.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Your mum seemed happy with it.
But then I got the impression she was easily pleased : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I'd better backpedal away at this point.
In case I'm local.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Tosslord.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)
# PMGT my main man
*high fives with on the sides for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)
# *gets down with bad self*
Hows it going, you jive turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)
# things are good
I told my boss to shove it, and I'm kicking it old school

how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Pretty good.
Finished uni and all that bollox. Looking for work, can't find it. Going to college in Manchester for the next two years doing post production training. It's all good.
And I'm feeling kicky.
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(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)
# i question the power in that kick
i find it elaborate just for cinematic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)
# half right.
It is indeed elaborate for cinematic effect. Rest assured though that I would have taken someone's head off if it had connected.

Edit: not that I'd ever do that in a real fight of course.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# because they would move out of the way
after you sent them a postcard telling them the kick was on its way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Correct.
I do Wing Chun, so I'd never be that far away to begin with. And I never kick above waist height in a real fight either. It's all about going for the knees. Or the balls.

EDIT: I take it you also have an interest in martial arts. Any particular discipline?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i've been doing budo taijutsu for the last 13-14 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Awesome
I have a friend who is a Ninjutsu instructor that was telling me about it.
It seems like a pretty expansive art. Doesn't it use the Jo staff a lot?

I've been doing Ip Man lineage Wing Chun for nearly 3 years, and I've done Tae Kwon Do for a few years but had to give it up recently after sustaining quite an unpleasant knee injury.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I feel like kicking someone in the head now.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Oh please
let it be me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)
# My dad probably
trained you!
I genuinely enjoy battering people like you! It's funny when you're lying on the ground apologising to no avail : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yep.
Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yes
'like shut that door', 'oh, i could crush a grape' and 'you're not going to fist me dry are you?'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# can't beat a good catchphrase
"it's good but it's not right" "nothing for a pair" "THIS WILL BE A GLORIOUS FIVE YEAR PLAN OF THE GREAT UNION OF COMMUNIST WORKERS AND WILL ACHIEVE MAGNIFICENT SUCCESS!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)
# "A ZIP! A ZIP FOR A MOUTH!"
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)
# SChroedingdingerrrrrrs HORSE
!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I don't find jokes about the decline of the dairy industry funny,
So I'm going to just sit here and brush my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Until they're white?
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)
# no, red.
He uses Colgate Total Eclipse- made from the blood of coloured folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# gingavitus FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Decline?
tell that to these two..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Decline
every outbreak costs 30 jobs.

It's sad to watch an industry systematically brought to its knees buy a poor government.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)
# The power behind milk . . . nice job girls !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)