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# If I didn't already know you were a man, I would know now
Nice idea though.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ?
how?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Lack of make-up knowledge
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# in a way,
this is a relief...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# now i see
/i'm a man to, so I don't really see, but now I know I don't know something I didn't know before I knew
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# heh
my missus has 3 makeup bags

yesterday she went to work and I stayed at home and had to tidy up - only she'd left the contents of one of her makeup bags on the sofa

I've never seen so many bewilderingly odd items in my life. What are they all for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# More to the point, where do the girls all disappear to when an opportunity for a make-up conversation comes up?
*mutters to self about new Bobbi Brown eyes and lips palette*
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# my missus goes wibbly when it's gift time at Clinique
I don't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# on /talk
I'm pretty sure everyone there will be passionated about such a topic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *checks*
Yup, I'm a girl, I'm around!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Bobbi brown eh?
*goes off to download the Ghostbusters 2 theme song*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Blackeye make up for Whitney!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# They are largely animal fat and power station ash
and they are for making some people rich

I think.
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# we are talking about makeup
not McDonald's food
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I think I'm out of my depth
;)
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# so it seems
 



me too. Just pretend you know what's going on and nod politely
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *nods*
*smiles*

*has look of fear in eyes*
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# watch out
the can smell fear a mile away!

*smells*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *covers up smell with incredibly over-priced plant oils in alcohol from ornate bottle*
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# don't forget
the whale vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Only the finest aged whale vomit, natch
also the arse-gland sprayings of various mammals etc
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# *inhales*
*vomits*
sprouts?!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# why not
afterall
www.perfumecountry.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DIRT-WOMEN
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# I clicked because it said dirt-women
and I though it was a typo.

I was not expecting that someone could have thouhgt out something so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Apparently it actually does smell like dirt
mmmmmm
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# dirt like soil or dirt like hobo?
nothing advertises a night of romance and passionate erotic love like the smell of dirt on a woman.
It also has some necrophiliac undertones too it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# soil
I mean soil can smell .. quite pleasant .. that earthy loamy after the rain in the countryside type sketch ... but as a perfume?!

the necrophilia angle never even occured to me ... but I like it ... 'darling - you smell as if you've been freshly disinterred!'
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# not my first choice for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Winehouse uses mascara around her eyes
The stuff in the pic is blusher. I think. Is that right? I can't believe I'm asking for make up tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *shakes head sadly*
That is powder eyeshadow, with sponge tips for application and brushes for blending.

Winehouse wears liquid eyeliner, which is applied with a fine brush.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
#
fine brush aerosol
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
with an aerosol in the same way Mr Bean redecorates
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Tsk
I've failed my make-up test seven times now. Always on the bloody theory questions.
I can read a numberplate across a car park, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this is funnier than your original post!

Compo it!
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)