
What's so horrific about my shin?
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09,
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lucky it's not my place that was flooded.
i've be very much unaffected by the floods.
apart from the water being cut off.
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14,
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i've be very much unaffected by the floods.
apart from the water being cut off.

Like rain, on your wedding day.
Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20,
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Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)

a local knife shortage?
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but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**
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*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99
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Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28,
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you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*
but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**
ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555
*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99