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# any scottish metro readers...
...spot the imperial stormtrooper this mornin?

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(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *ahem*
Edit: apols to TGA

*clears throat* err - filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that can fuck off and no mistake
/sorry fella, but I don't do 'spacking'

*agonies*

EDIT: cheers fella, :) - appreciated - it was a bit of a sudden shock, it needs one of those 'this image will contain flashing images' warnings you get on tv programmes...

*drinks fruit tea to calm down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It's gone now, sorry chief.


Edit: *Offers a nice drop of warmed armagnac to go with the tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no worries, but unexpected spacking tends to trigger head pains for me...
I think prodigy69 and has a similar reaction as well.

you're a gentleman and scholar sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# it leads to breakdancing for Prod
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Aghaaa
Aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Edit: :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Sorry.
It's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
That was mighty nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Apologies
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *mops up foaming spit from floor*
its alright
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# apologies
shit sorry. im new to this.
ill get right on it.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Good man - apologies for the eye-melting gif
*begs forgiveness from /board*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *gets down on knees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *knocks unconcious*
ROLL UP
ROLL UP!!
ONLY 10P A RIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *wakes up from pretending to be unconcious*
Oi!

*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# good man :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Learned the ways of optimisation you have not, young padawan
Remember;
Large file sizes lead to hate
Hate leads to anger
Anger leads to suffering
Suffering leads to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Did the imperial guards ever do anything in star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, they looked really cool
they're the elite stormtroopers in the comics, kick ass!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yep
but cut from the movie

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Guard the Emperor?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I knew someone would say that
But then you knew that I knew that, didnt you...

All the pieces are fitting together like a house of cards, check-mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# It seems
they just stand around looking nice... might as well have got some twi'lek dancers from Jabba to do that
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yes, stand around with long toothpicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *browser crashes*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Even on my super-fast broadbands
that took eighteen months to download.

My suggestion is that you go away, think about the best way to post a thing, then come back and post it.
Don't get carried away by that big, exciting 'Post a new message' link when you're not quite ready.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# patronisation
your quite obviously skilled in that. i apologise but thats the first time ive evr posted anything on here and i wasnt sure of the rules. its been fixed now (i think) so please calm down.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I am skilled in eighteen things,
yes.

Also, I'm perfectly calm.

*shakes with rage*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahah
sorry, i freaked out a bit when evry1 started gettin tetchy.
apologies all round.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Fair enough.

Of course, if you were around yesterday you'd have seen a dozen or so new peeps being verbally beaten for similar reasons. Us regular people have had our brains rewired by b3ta and therefore can't understand why everybody doesn't know the rules for posting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# 400k is a bit much for a still image fella, try optimising a touch
lovely pen skills though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# MOD EDIT
I'm ready for you Mod's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# have a peek at this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
also using EDIT replace your still too big image with this, still massive but half the size of yours.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/imperial-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# cheers
i know for future now.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# no worries.
it's happened to us all.

generally without the mods jumping in though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# done
thank you.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)