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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love bees

Especially their knees
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# you want to hump their knees
pervert
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Oh I realised I missed out "on"
Anyway until you have humped a bee's knee, you haven't lived a full life
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# given the size differential isn't there a real danger of getting stung right in the jap's?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# That's where the thrill is at
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# thought so
just wanted to check
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# since when was b3ta supposed to be educational?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# YOU TELL ME WHEN B3TA STOPPED BEING EDUCATIONAL,
THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHEN IT STARTED.

SHUT UP: NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# since the Education Act of 1996 Chapter 56
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# but that was repealed in 97 when labour got into power
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# since the education riots of 2002
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oh eck yeah, how could i forget
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# i'm glad there was cheese!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# My neighbours have a new windchime, it is KEEPING ME AWAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Make your own out of saucepans, woks and winebottles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# NO.
I WILL NOT DRAG MYSELF TO THIS LEVEL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I think you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I TOOK A SHITON: THEIR DOORMAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# drums and 18 month old babies make good antidotes to windchimes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO SMALL CHILDREN.
HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING :(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# why not try making one out of
rape alarms and bad hip hop
and see how they like it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# If you like things that rhyme with bees
then you'll like
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# oooh, squeeze wasn't on my list of candidate words...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# STOP TELLING LIES, THESE ARE ALL LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# do you have
strawberry flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# He he
Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Subterranean Homesick Bees FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# haha ^this
speaking of which, did the linky to my song work for you?

also, ello.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# 'ello Mr Broon
Yes it worked!

My critique? You're mad :)

It made me titter.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# hehe
I'm glad it made you titter. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# YOU KEEP THEM UNDER THE FUCKING GROUND.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH THINGS LIKE THIS.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# what makes you think he's homesick?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I can read minds
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i love this, it has wonderful rhythm
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hurrah for bees!
That is all.

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Fucking, shitty, we are the lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Pffft!
I should really start joining in more again.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
ALSO: TAKE A SHITIN THE LIBERRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# How do you know I am in a library?
Where are you!

WHO SENT YOU!?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# bees are indeed, the shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I have a sudden urge
to play Bob Dylan songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# heee, i was wondering when someone would mention bob dylan
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Erm...
www.b3ta.com/board/7661665
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ah
didn't get that reference, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# it's obviously
Johnny's in the beehive mixin up the honeycomb, I'm in the flower, puttin lovely pollen on,
I wasp come along he, tries to throw me off, lookin like a bad guy, told him to buzz off.
Look out kid, you gonna get a hit, from my bad ass sting juice, straight out my kaboose, this pollen's mine so you better find a new plant, cos I've got a hook-sting lurking in my pants.

or something
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ah yes
thank you for enlightening me :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I prefer your version :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Just pinch your nose and say
"MEERRR, HERRR, MENEMENEMEHERRRR" Four times to the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# FIGHT IT!
IT WILL ONLY END IN TEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yay
Dob Beelan!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# heh :)
'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# 'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
*sings along*

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# *grin*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)