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# BBC News


Oringinal: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7021357.stm

OOANS - 'Ozzy On A News Story'
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:31, archived)
# rofl he has the same name!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:40, archived)
# LMAO he doesnt even have the same name.
Ozzy's is spelled Osbourne
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:48, archived)
# BWA HA HA HA HA
GOOD HELLO. I AM NOT SHOUTING AT YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:51, archived)
# I am blind
I'm looking at b3ta through a text-to-speech program! SO YES! YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL WORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:02, archived)
# OZZY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# that's awesome.
p.s. *bam* /kapwingggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# haha!!
god bless that ageing rocker...

'NING ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# 'ning sonny boy!
*dadhugs*

Y'alright? Look I've found a b3tanism:
www.planet-f1.com/story/0189543213_276888700.html
(1st paragraph)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:36, archived)
# you have the eyes of a hawk!
with too much time on his hands....
=)
*sonhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Ning Ives So me, you, no responsible adults...... I make it stupid o`clock
....Gets vodka out of bag.
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i'll se your vodaka and raise you....
*rummages*

SCHNAPPS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'nings ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# fucking 'ning
/not in a good mood blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# ohh come on!
*pinches cheek*
whats up?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# ow
fucking tech guy at fucking work fucking lost all my fucking work when fixing my fucking pc
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# fuck me,
what a fucking fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# that's what i fucking thought
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# that sucks big time
any remedy (besides violent rampage)?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# voilent rampage you say?
*starts swinging mouse round head*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# that's the spirit!
sometimes physical arguments and higher voice volumes are the only way to get the fuckers to fix what they broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *fetches sniper rifle from car*
is this too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hm... don't shoot him
but it's ok to walk in with it, tell him why you're annoyed then use the butt of it to stove his face in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# YAY \o/
face stoving FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ^this
or a frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# "if you need me, I'll be in the clock tower"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# ning phexy
what seems to be the trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'ning nibs
fucking see above
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# fucking fuck
I'd fucking kill the fucker if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *salutes*
will do
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# fuck yes, fuck him up
in his fucking fuck-hole with a god-dmaned christ-fucking fuck-stick.

P.s. *huggle* *bam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ningles sir
and ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *ningles*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'NING!!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# THE BELLS!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BELLS!!!!!!!

*hunchbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)