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# I once catapulted a porpoise.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# With a trebuchet?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No,
I was on my own.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# excellent answer
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Did he make a twanging noise?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# More of a 'SQUUEEEeeeeeeeeeeee' noise.
And then, "splun!" as it hit the Popemobile.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What about the barnacles underneath him?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Silly.
The Pope was infested with fleas, not barnacles.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister

(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# they are nasty
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# well, she was carving her initials on it
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Ø Realli?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# "I am a cunt moose"
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I only have brothers.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I was bitten by a horse and now I'm moving for divorce
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lilly
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# How many exactly?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I fell in love with a squirrel once
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# didn't you write a song about it?
It was a beautiful song.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# No, that one was about my affair with an otter
but it was a female otter, so that's okay
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# They're so sexy when they're wet
and holding a chewed up fish.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# with tits?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Heck yeah

Did you think I was a freak or something?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# You?!!
Oh, no siree. Not you - you're no freak, micto. Uh-uh!!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# he was probably just interested in your nuts
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)