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# prepare to be bludgeoned with my seemingly incessant libido

number 1 of ???
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hell no...
hence the use of the words 'bludgeoned' and 'incessant' ... this has legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# stumpy legs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hummina Hummina!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# 'lo Dayve!
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# 1 of 1 pig

but what about the other animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# they'll have to wait their turn
I've got an open mind, so why don't we all get inside and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# oooh it's dark in here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# and warm and wet...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# and a bit smelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# guys .... I don't think that's his mind ......
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# that'll explain the sweetcorn niblets
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# if there's a heart shaped bed
with red velour sheets, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# sorry - that's my pituitary gland
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# CONSULT YOUR PINEAL GLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# that's the part of the body in charge of pins, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# and eels
SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# the doctor will see you now
just take your clothes off and leave them in a pile on top of mine
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# that's right
not to be confused with your prostate, which is in charge of the late Alain Prost
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ...and what he ate
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# jesus, you wouldn't want to be in there on your own
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# it's ok, Harold Shipman's in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Piggy!



in a top hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# paedoyiff
etc

I do like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# woo hoo
you have amazing artistic talent


I'd like to see it realised in Jelly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# this most much^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
1) draw lump
2) add eyes
3) add shadow
...

7) colour blind

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# But hippo doesn't begin with P
;)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
cheeky - although hippo will probably make it onto the list... perhaps in a tutu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# You're bringing sexy back
RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
deal with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Sorry, she's lost her tutu...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
uuurrrgggghhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# not HWTILF?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# well - yeah - that too
but also *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hippoflaps
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# right then
with that ringing in my mind... I'm off for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I know he's wearing a hat, but seriously...I would :)
PS seen the AVP 2 trailer yet? They've actually decided to make what looks like a good film out of the franchise - the trailer looks 36.2 times better than the first :D

Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# is Terence Trent D'Arby in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# unfortunately not no
And neither is Arthur Atkinson....very sorry to hear that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# JESUS
an expression of betterness to 1 DP! that is some accurate figure!

WOO YAY.

also - thinkiung about it now - I probably should have made the pig a lady pig... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Well it was 36.166666666 re-occuring, but I thought it would be better to round it off.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hilp, surely?
that's a hippo, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# the curly tail screams pig
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)