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# Argh! Spam!

(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Bigger dick?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Brigand Dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# buy garlic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I do award them bonus points for use of the word 'knob'
If anyone can find spam with the word 'norks' the set will be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# even tho it will say
"increase the size of your norks and your knob"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# pfff!
revolutionary tool...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah
I've been using something similar to enlarge images for Firefox in years... They barely invented anything at all! The scoundrels!
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# i meant
that his "tool" was revolutionary...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# OMG AOL LIKE OMG LIKE WOAH THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Ha! you use AOL!
oh shit, so do I...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hah!
YOU use AOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# so do i
there cheaper than my old provider
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I'd laugh
but my isp sucks ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# so does aol
but for there cock ups they kept me with them for £9.99 a month for life, no othter provider can match that also the bandwidth limit is larger than bt
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# through a straw?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# through a long complicated pipework
made from an array of straws
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# ahah if its gotta be done...
thats the way to do it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I use other clients too
But when I thought about penis enlargement spam, I thought AOL would be most appropriate and believable
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
People use AOL
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# well...
"use" is a bit strong.
"tolerate" maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Switch to TALKTALK!
Lol its funny cos'its true
(boshalake attempted to be sober on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I get about 100 of these a day...
What's special about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It's fake
The joke, of sorts, is that the penis enlargement tool they're offering is nothing more than the image zoom icon that appears when you view images too large for your browser in Firefox
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# it's a lot funnier now I realise that
sorry for my previous lack of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Ah, I see!
I suspected I was missing something, but wasn't sure. That'll teach you to be too convincing!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# It sure has!
Back to my usual blatent, unadulterated Microsoft Paint bollocks I think!
(Uhmfhshhghd, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)