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# it's been a while since i've done one of these

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(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i haven't touched a women since christmas last year myself
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Just yourself?
How about when you were with your posse?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i only do group now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# It's easier to lose oneself in a crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
I am laughing at that what you said.

Or rather, I smiled a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# before the sad realisation
that that's sooner than you?
*feels pain*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I touch women all the time.


Well, not 'touch' in the physical sense. Rather 'touch' by looking at them.

Well, not 'looking' in the normal sense. Rather staring at them with a gawping maw.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# dad?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# :(
i get lots of kisses and cuddles from 2 people who mean more to me than anyone though
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Oh don't be sad.

When most people on here are trying to be funny I am entirely straight-faced.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I haven't touched myself in almost two hours
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
# meh, every 2 seconds i'd cop a feel
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# well done,
you should get a medal :p
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
# is this a record?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You wouldn't need to for ages yet
if you'd have been around for that sex in London the other week. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# sorry
it's been a saucy weekend and now i'm all hyped up and there's not a cock in sight and it's driving me slightly MAD
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I feel for you.


Come round mine if you need. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# wearing a dress
and having a wank doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
# it was a white blouse, grey pletted skirt and big blue school knickers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
# cor!
i hope your socks were pulled all the way up to your knees
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Is that the actress
in Coronation Street?

*Fwaps! if it is!*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
# nope, tis
just some random model
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I almost said Natalie Merchant
or Maria from West Side Story
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# how long
did it take
(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# ummmm...
about 1.5 hours i think, although maybe a little longer
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)