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# When I was 16 to 24,

I didn't even know what sex was. I was still in shorts, playing outside with hula hoops with sticks, as was everyone else in my generation. Now these days it's all binge drinking and felching with the 16 to 24 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Same here
I'm sure I didn't get into FIST!ing until I was 30
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Quite right.

I know for a fact I didn't do brown showers until after I was in a loving relationship for more than 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Is the water that bad round your way?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# is it?
i must try and meet more 16 to 24 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# You're on the right site
if you fancy grooming some of them. b3ta is saturated with under 24 year old graphical designing types
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# true dat
/GILF of b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# pffft
bit harsh love
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i'm not convinced
i'm met a few b3ta women *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# i've met one.
and if she wasn't my mum!



phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# godamnit I want a milf**
*shakes fist*



*my idea of milf is anyone over 40
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hippo much?


I feel a little dirty posting this after when Debbil showed me on a T Shirt she found ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# get back honey
he's mine!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Glerk ...
Just occured to me that as of my next birthday I WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE 16-24 YEAR OLD BRACKET!!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it just occurred to me
that i've not been in the 16-24 bracket since 1998...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# But you've had time to come to terms with your lost youth
Mine is just dawning and I am a-feared!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# if you liked school
you'll love work!


*cires*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ugh ... LIES!
I'm off to buy a sports car and get a toy-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I have a ceramic hip
if that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *kicks few remaining braincells*
yeah. a fair bit more than a decade for me.
I may have to write to the Daily Mail about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm 25
and I find the whole things terribly offensive... if you'd asked me about it 6 months ago I would have had a very different opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Prof!
*incredibly rude and risky sexual practices*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *films*
*sends to BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# MY LICENCE FEE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTED!

money not spent of programming which in some way involves David Attenborough or David Bellamy is money piss down the drains.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# don't forget utter shite 'soaps'
like the one the missus subjects me to...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# stop complainint because your better half makes you wash
... although shite soap doesn't sound very hygeneic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# it makes me smell like work.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so that you don't stand out for smelling differently
... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# morning *grunts*
try and get the other one in too... up to the knee if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm 25 and find the idea of an Action Man goatse aimed at Teenagers




rather amusing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yes, but you're the devil himself
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# This is true... it's all part of my plan to saturate the minds of the world's youth with sick filth.
MUA HA HA H... sorry, bit high pitched...

MUAH HA HA HAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# o rly?
blimey! *Scarifices*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you very much
I shall use it to frighten people into believeing in christianity, thereby proving somewhat counter-productive.

Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)