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# This 'filthly bbc video' story - page 7 of the metro this morning
Er.. I helped write the script.

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=69544&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Wow.
There must be so many achievements in your life that you're dead proud of. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# the brief was appeal to 16 to 24 year olds
so I'm happy we did a professional job, well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# When I was 16 to 24,

I didn't even know what sex was. I was still in shorts, playing outside with hula hoops with sticks, as was everyone else in my generation. Now these days it's all binge drinking and felching with the 16 to 24 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Same here
I'm sure I didn't get into FIST!ing until I was 30
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Quite right.

I know for a fact I didn't do brown showers until after I was in a loving relationship for more than 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Is the water that bad round your way?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# is it?
i must try and meet more 16 to 24 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# You're on the right site
if you fancy grooming some of them. b3ta is saturated with under 24 year old graphical designing types
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# true dat
/GILF of b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# pffft
bit harsh love
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i'm not convinced
i'm met a few b3ta women *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# i've met one.
and if she wasn't my mum!



phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# godamnit I want a milf**
*shakes fist*



*my idea of milf is anyone over 40
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hippo much?


I feel a little dirty posting this after when Debbil showed me on a T Shirt she found ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# get back honey
he's mine!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Glerk ...
Just occured to me that as of my next birthday I WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE 16-24 YEAR OLD BRACKET!!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it just occurred to me
that i've not been in the 16-24 bracket since 1998...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# But you've had time to come to terms with your lost youth
Mine is just dawning and I am a-feared!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# if you liked school
you'll love work!


*cires*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ugh ... LIES!
I'm off to buy a sports car and get a toy-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I have a ceramic hip
if that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *kicks few remaining braincells*
yeah. a fair bit more than a decade for me.
I may have to write to the Daily Mail about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm 25
and I find the whole things terribly offensive... if you'd asked me about it 6 months ago I would have had a very different opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Prof!
*incredibly rude and risky sexual practices*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *films*
*sends to BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# MY LICENCE FEE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTED!

money not spent of programming which in some way involves David Attenborough or David Bellamy is money piss down the drains.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# don't forget utter shite 'soaps'
like the one the missus subjects me to...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# stop complainint because your better half makes you wash
... although shite soap doesn't sound very hygeneic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# it makes me smell like work.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so that you don't stand out for smelling differently
... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# morning *grunts*
try and get the other one in too... up to the knee if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm 25 and find the idea of an Action Man goatse aimed at Teenagers




rather amusing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yes, but you're the devil himself
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# This is true... it's all part of my plan to saturate the minds of the world's youth with sick filth.
MUA HA HA H... sorry, bit high pitched...

MUAH HA HA HAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# o rly?
blimey! *Scarifices*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you very much
I shall use it to frighten people into believeing in christianity, thereby proving somewhat counter-productive.

Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# It is highly irresponsible .
*gets paddle out*

*naughty boy*

*spadd's*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Your briefs
appeal to 16 to 24 year olds? Eh? Is that what that young man said?

Disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Why do you hate America so much?
You must be jealous of their freedoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Freedom?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Filthy eh?
I better not click whilst in the LRC at college...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that'll be you axed then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
"FIST!"
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# On an unrelated note, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
re: What the fuck?
I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, given that you'd posted the same link a couple of threads down.

Given how full my gaz inbox is, it looks like a few people have. This makes me happy and sad at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 10 Oct, 09:06, reply)
in reply to:
@ What the fuck?
www.b3ta.com/board/7687676

What the fuck are you accusing me of exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist havingapoo.blogspot.com, Tue 9 Oct, 20:11)

______________________

I have gaz's from people telling me that their images have been stolen, did nobody scroll down?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# That's crazy
What they gazzing you for?



(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i can't gaz.
and i did scroll down...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# No idea what this is about..
Explain? someone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Pedantichrist posted this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7687641

A few minutes later I posted this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7687676

Which should have been the end of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# yes but what the fuck is your point?
did pedantichrist steal the images? or are you just randomly accusing him because he found that website first?

Explain it a little more and people might take notice and do something about it. To my eyes there is no proof anywhere that pedantichrist is behind it, and as much as i don't like the egocentric tit, unfounded accusations are stupid and pointless. PROOF!

EDIT: Right, i'm getting the gist now. You just posted it for no reason and confused a lot of b3tans. and it appears to be as pointless and stupid as i thought. I give up, i'm totally fuckin=g unfluffy today and silly shit like this is ticking me off so i'm gonna go do some w*rk.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# all I know is he's a fucking cock!

/case closed
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Huzzah! sanity prevails. ^this^
EDIT: also, it's obvious that this isn't his site cos it has no pictures of him on it. and we all know that he likes to put pictures off himself looking "zany" and "wacky" on everything he does. the tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# thats not his website though?
is it?

*scratches head*

*whois/cant be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I think it's one of those websites that randomly gathers pictures
from sites like livejournal


/but I still stand by my opinion
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I've seen loads of websites that flagrantly nick b3ta images
but one or two of them give small credits, which I don't mind.

meh, what can one do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONE MORE TIME
STOP STEALING MY IMAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# THEY MY IMAGES NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# as part of thre BBC's new policy of openness and honesty
you should apologise to everyone witha tv licence
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# B3ta has been faking competitions for years
you think anyone enters these images challenges?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# i knew it!
next you'll be telling me that there's some group of researchers "picking" the front pages.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I knew we all wanted to call Furtive
Cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *claps*
he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice work rob


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# FIST!
it's already better than most of the stuff on the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I read about this this morning...
I did wonder if B3ta had a hand in the production... so to speak...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Classic!
"We/re not sure what this is, but it's probably rude"
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha
Brilliant.

They even got 'licence payers' money' in there.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# a classic line!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# if only they could have crowbarred in
'...it's political correctness GONE MAD...' it would be the prefect story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *Bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# good work
i love the smell of moral degradation in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
stick that up on the links board aswell
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# In the arcticle, "I'm no Mary Whitehouse" says:
"I think the BBC needs to have a long hard look at itself..."

Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.

/butthead

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# More good work from our fearless leader :D
You done us praaaahhd!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I've never seen an "Action Man Goatsee" before.
Just saying, never seen one of them.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# You expect us to believe that?
You are from Swansea...
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah actually
We got the cheap copies down here;

"Action Mun with springy Goatsee action (tm)"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-OGJw80tdw

(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# "Won't somebody think of the children!!!"
For anyone who wants to see what all the fuss is about.

www.gijonny.co.uk/video.shtml

Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# OK
How did all these responsible adults figure out that this video "will normalise certain kinds of sexual behaviour."?

I couldn't understand what was supposed to be happening. It's just a blur of really fast pictures of toys and an incomprehensible voice over. And I'm only 36. That's not really that old, right?

Shit, if this is what telly looks like in the future I'm fucked.


(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# It made me want to play with my old action man.
Mine had a gas mask, and commando gear, and a tool kit. Sweeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# There is something I find quite amusing
about promoting HIV awareness by viral means.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# the pope puts a hole in every 50th firewall
with a pin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha
/laughs
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Would YOU care to comment on how much money GI Johnny took top make?
as the BBC are apparently being very un-forthcoming.

EDIT: also, the comment on the last pic is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# about 20p by the look f it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# this sort of moral bleating makes me sick
anything that makes people wake up and take a bit of notice that the odds of little timmy or samantha getting a dose of the clap or much worse are going up and not down is a good thing in my book.
show the video in newsround i say. ram the message home, dry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# fortunately in the pos-modern info-age
the fact that some daft reactionary fucks disapprove will lead to even more of the little darlings bluetoothing the like-mega-funny-rude video to oneanother and one or two might even accidentally absorb the underlying message, so I say 'good job everyone' - including the moral-numpties
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# BBC in fake sex vid row!
all the participants were in fact children's toys...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# WThe BBC refused to comment how much GI Jonny cost to make."
Bugger all by the looks of it, unless you have a monstrous fee, rob.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# There's no hint of a loving relationship in this post

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)