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# Kids TV getting edgier.


Probably looked better in my head, at about 2AM this morning in the bar where I thought this was hilarious. Back to my hangover...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
G'ning Doctor!

Where's Nurse When with the Alka Seltzer?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# In a different postcode area.
Which is probably for the best given last night.

I have my supply of Ibuprofen, and I've prescribed myself a spceical kebab & chips hangover cure for later. To be taken with chili sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# FISH! Huzzah!

if anyone has a taste for fish
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Has everyone got a hangover today?
That helped mine a lot!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Thursday
is the new Friday.

Therefore, I guess, Friday is the new hangover.

Monday's are still shit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *raises hand tentatively*
bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I don't!
I was drivding last night!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *calculates*
hmmmm

;)

I love teh Hens
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# yeah!
They weren't pints of hens they were slim bottle (prolly 33cl) and it was four hours before I drived


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oooh little Hens. I like them big bottles mmmmm.
We are getting Hobgoblin on draught in the Red Lion this week.

I am excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I had a coupla pints of Hobgoblin draught
afore and aft Mrs Trellis' play the other week! I think it's the first time on draught! Mighty tasty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I had a pint the other week
in a very nice little pub called The Strines, but it was a bit meh, but I expect the Lion will serve it in tip top condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I had a bad bottle of Blandford Fly
on Wednesday! I had to chuck half of it! C]}:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# :(
A beer is a terrible thing to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I KNOW!
Talk about Halloween nightmare . . . *shudders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I had a terrible hangover yesterday
and went to bed at 10 last night, so I am FULL OF BEANS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# they're coming down the stairs!
oh, those poor teddy bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I thought piranhas were fresh-water fish
a bit like trout.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Since when...
...has childrens entertainment been authentic, eh?

"...in their magical under-mangrove world" doesn't scan.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
#
Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# They also very valuable
and immensely powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# brilliant*
*this is not a fish pun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# HAHA!
genuine lol spilt coffee too!!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)