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# O HAI GUYS
 

 
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# oh hai.
you are fail for being absent for weeks on end, mister! no more meths for you.

super cats, they look like my oom and jasper.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# hay!
be nice.

That's Bunce on the left (one of the Kip-Kip crew) and Beazley on the right (Posh's son/grand-son).
They likes their pats.

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# also how is the Jasper?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# he is perfect.
going to visit him and the gang this week, bring them presents.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# sorry, i am fail.
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sweet kitties, i pat from afar.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# THIS IS HOW TROUBLE STARTS.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# OOH
*rubs hands together*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)
# WATCH IT THEY HAVE KNIVES 'N' HAMMERS!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
# I AM LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:57, archived)
# I don't know if I can handle that kind of trouble.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# i have faith in you.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I SHOULD TOTALLY MOVE TO TORONTO.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)
# NOT IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR RED!
OTHERWISE IT IS GREAT FOR THE SEX.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:03, archived)
# I DON'T FUCK GINGERS, EITHER.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:11, archived)
#
I stumbled accross this while looking for a particular pic just now. The search term was "ugly woman".

Are you like ugly mature womans? God damn yeah!
Hardly anything compares with a ugly woman who knows how to attract men with her peeing process.
Watch ugliness turn a street walk into wild piss celebrations!
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I found the pic in the end, by the way. Considering the millions of pics out there, that's some kind of minor miracle.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# GOD DAMN YEAH!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# WILD PISS CELEBRATIONS!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# PISS WILD!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# O NO YOU GOT MY PICTURE!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
# Simple but effective.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# 'tis a shameless riff on this:
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# asses.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:23, archived)
# assss.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Don't you judge me!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# GOOD AFTERNOON
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# RATHER!
 
I was sooooo tempted to stay home today.. back at work for a few days, clearing the (metaphorical) decks.
Systems upgrade this week so we've just gone manual.
I NEED A DRINK
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:31, archived)
# We got a bunch of new computers at work a couple of weeks ago.
IT WAS FUN.

I gave into the temptation and did stay home today, I have a cold.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
# RIGHTEOUS.
 
I was thinking I should call in sick with seasonal affective disorder.. it's such a glorious sunny day that I just HAVE to go outside and play.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# I get to stay home today because some old people died in a war.
god bless america!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Were they old when they died?
That's some pretty irresponsible military management right there.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# :)
Hello gorgeous :)
How's the vacation going?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Well, I'd rather be at home on the couch right about now.
 
but oooooooo.. broadband..

after two weeks on dial-up it's quite the thing.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Dial-up?
I've become such a spoilt broadband brat, the last time I had to use a dial-up I just gave up, it made me not want to bother.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)
# dialup = 1995 for me.
what a horror.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# YO BRO
NICE PIC
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)
# YO YO YO
I think you mean, nice cats, shitty pic.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Shits nice, piccy cat.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Oh, the shit is EXCELLENT.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)
# And let's face it
cats are picky.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# you would be too if you were a cat.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)
# "if"?
Pffft

Also: I have reached MY FRIEND LIMIT :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# haha! there's a limit?!
i just friended myself to see what would happen.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# I was the first person I made friends with.
JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:59, archived)
# i courted myself for an enemy for a good while.
now i'm half indifferent, half amicable.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I ignored myself for a while.
It was a fucking relief, to be honest with you.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
# I do that from time to time.
I think it's a healthy thing to do.

It instantly answers the question of "What would this board be like if I never posted here?"
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)
# ANSWER: TOTALLY LAME
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:16, archived)
# how did you unignore yourself?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)
# It's in the 'update your profile' section.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# BUT HOW DO YOU SEE IT IF YOU HAVE YOURSELF ON IGNORE?!
WHIS IS LIKE A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE WITH A CRANKY OLD MAN.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:28, archived)
# TRY IT OUT, JUST GO UPDATE YOUR PROFILE WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
# i can't.
i'm afraid
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:
POSTBEAR
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)
# YOU EAT A SHIT!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)
# I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOU
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)
# batsard!
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(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)
# Arghhhhhgggg

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:59, archived)
# I SHOULD REPORT MYSELF TO THE MODERATORS FOR HARASSMENT.
WHY CAN'T I LEAVE MYSELF ALONE
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)
# you'll go blind if you don't stop it.
get the moderators on this, STAT.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:19, archived)
# WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER
CAUSE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE

www.mp3lyrics.org/r/regurgitator/my/
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# I DID NOT.
AS THE CATS ARE INCLUDED IN THE PIC.

ALSO IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU HAD NOT LEFT US FOR A COOLER WEBSITE.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# The funny thing about lolcats is that they were never funny.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Not ever?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:02, archived)
# awwww
these are goodcats.

...and it's time for me to go to bed and snuggle with my own goodcats.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Very.
 
This is where Bunce got his name.
DO YOU SEE?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# I certainly do!
Buncecat has the advantage of being cuter and furrier than his namesake, though.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
# bunce of steel!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# WELL SHIT IN MY CUNT AND GET A POOF TO FUCK ME!
RAPPAS BACK!

'Ning fella!
Hows your bits?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# FANTASTICALLY WELL.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
# Hey you hare!
Nice to see your text.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:53, archived)
# RAWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)