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# nope.
there is this girl i am absolutely in love with...

who i can't seem to talk to...even when she randomly comes over and humps me...as a joke of course...

i think she knows i am totally twitterpated...

the only reason she remembers my name is because she knew my friend Knickie before she knew me...

: (

*goes emo*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# grab her the next time you see her.
say "call me. i want you.", hand her your number and exit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)
# hahaha
i wish i were that smooth.

sadly, rumour has it she has a girlfriend....
if i had flirting skillz (note i spelled it with a z to emphasize the importance)
i would totally remedy that.

(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# next time you see her drunk just say "I know you are drunk and I plan to take full advantage of that fact"
And that kiddies is the story of how I got with my current wifey.
/fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# hahaha
yeah...i always think of clever things to say
when its too late...
i just get nervous around her because she is way
too hot to even talk to me...yet she does anyway.

it confuzzles me.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Use your l33t art skills to pull her,
You could draw her a rather poor drawing and when she asks who are these people suppposed to be. Say "That is me going down on you, want me to show you how I do these?"
Looks heaps better with a model etc etc..
Meh, crap advice I know. But that is what b3ta is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# heh...
i think it is great advice...
because when i see her next, i will think of all
the things you told me to say and laugh and
that will make me feel less nervous!
^_^

(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)
# NOW
THATS ART!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# You could always go with "My friend wants to know if you like me"
if all else fails.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Reminds me of...
KENT: wot posh girls have between their legs...
(alloydog, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend had a serious crush
on the lead singer of this terrible local band. This is what I told her to do:

If you see this woman out with her girlfriend, approach the two of them, and ask the GIRLFRIEND, "Excuse me, would you like to dance?"

When the girlfriend said "Yeah," my ex responded, "Could you go over there and dance while I talk to HER?"

Last I heard, Lead Singer Person and Ex Girlfriend Person were still living together. So I guess it turns out I'm NOT the worst guy she's ever dated.
(Strikethrough bold italic underline, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Ever the romantic, eh =]
I shall probably piss off to sleep now, my parents won't shout at me unless I insist on staying in bed, and if I go to sleep any later, I'll still be awake to do some work, and we can't have that now, can we!

Good luck to you foof, I'm sure these lovely lovely people can help give you smooooooth talking advice, particularly after Nips' display of chat up skills =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Night spiky type of fruit guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# i had some shyness when i was younger.
later on i puzzled out that pretty much everyone is insecure or shy in some way and that the people who get what/who they want are those who abandon a good part of their shame/fear and just ask for what they want.

if she is taken, oh well. at least you gave it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# see...
i figure...if i keep subtly plugging away,
the situation could remedy herself....if
what i hear about her is true, it probably
won't last anyway ^_-

yes, i realize this means i'm totally setting myself up
for heartache...and i'm ok with that, ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# heartache sucks when you're mired in it.
but it's pretty much mandatory as part of the maturing process.

better to regret something you tried for than to regret something you never really attempted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# EMERGENCY CRAP EMO TIME!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7779866
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I saw that earlier.
I thought it was a bit shitty of you actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# I thought it was a bit shitty of myself too.
But sometimes you just got to get things out of your system.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Awwwww
She doesn't know what she's missing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ^_^
*cyberhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)