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# Found this on my porch; keep or kill?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# keep him
he can play with your new flamingo
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# * Keep * Milk * Enjoy *
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *slaps forehead*

*brings in milk buckets*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Keep! he's lovely
(though you may wish to consider getting his teefs shaved down)

In other news: It's snowing in Derby :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Jealous!
Bit of rain here (in Edinburgh) earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# !!!!

I went to the zoo today (hence the baboon pic), and it was awfully chilly out

Still, I am going to work on my bike tomorrow, every freezing 28km of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# You too?
Got to bike to Derby, bout 20 miles. Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# also here in brum
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Kill, lots.
TJ: Am trying to track down a flash animation done by a B3tan some time ago - features dialogue from an old movie with simple anim of guy arguing with someone about riding a bike, Guy rides bike anyway and falls off.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Edit - guy in anim was on a tricycle - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# That sounds funny
but I've never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# hang on...
was this a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# grease it and fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# kill, gut, eat
send guts to manley to make fortifying broth
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# bbq
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# sex it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Good plan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Feed it Kellogs Optivita
It will have a longer life
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)