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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
( , Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)
( , Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
can't wait til it's finished!
*doesn't wait*
*goes down the pub*
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 13:57,
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*goes down the pub*
drive after a baddie on the pavement mowing down innocent civilians with total disregard for their lives!
all he care about is the next 'collar'.
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:00,
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Sold!
Although being a tortoise they may be able to get out of the way!
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:00,
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Not one with caterpillar tracks and a secret engine
We could race turtles, it would be like the old Guinness ad with the snails! =D
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:01,
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five Strongbow each then...
*purchases*
Hey, I've still got change from a fifty! I've got to move back to Pompey...
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:03,
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Hey, I've still got change from a fifty! I've got to move back to Pompey...
WAIT! I didn't mean...
Ah sod it.
*sells house*
*relocates to Portsmouth*
*profits*
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:08,
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*sells house*
*relocates to Portsmouth*
*profits*
yay!!
*stalks*
what you doing buddy?
want to go out buddy?
can i come over yours buddy?
can i take naked pictures of you buddy?
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:12,
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what you doing buddy?
want to go out buddy?
can i come over yours buddy?
can i take naked pictures of you buddy?
Oh hai!
I'm jus' weedin' the garden sonny, sho' we can go out, I betcha real nice to go out with arentcha sonny...
shay, you wanna find mah camera shonny?
Itsh on the bottom shelf over there....
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:14,
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shay, you wanna find mah camera shonny?
Itsh on the bottom shelf over there....
Errr... can you help me get him back now?
*runs off after scared antelope*
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:22,
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yay
save me a seat mahogany ... unless you're drinking cider, then I'll sit somewhere else.
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:00,
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*orders a half of Black Sheep and a nip of Ardbeg*
*sits at the bar*
*engages in coversation with a local drunk*
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:02,
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*engages in coversation with a local drunk*
*shakes head*
when you're older you'll understand the true glory that is drinking a half and a half... or I'll glass you
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:06,
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meh. been bottled before.
nothing to worry about.
*slaps*
come on!
i'll get some WKD's in if you sit with us!
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:08,
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*slaps*
come on!
i'll get some WKD's in if you sit with us!
*eyes you suspiciously*
*decides you're alright*
*drags Debs along with him*
have you really been bottled before - because if you have that's not good... and we'll get a crew together and hand out some justice.
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:11,
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*drags Debs along with him*
have you really been bottled before - because if you have that's not good... and we'll get a crew together and hand out some justice.
i have.
in the street on the way home from work at night.
bastards.
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:14,
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bastards.
bastards!
I hope it wasn't too bad - you didn't look very disfigured in your pic.
We should have a portmouth bash and tear the whole town up...
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:17,
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We should have a portmouth bash and tear the whole town up...
nah!
at the time it looked worse then it was..
we could rip portsmouth apart, but i don't think anyone would notice...
do you live nearish to portsmouth then?
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:21,
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we could rip portsmouth apart, but i don't think anyone would notice...
do you live nearish to portsmouth then?
Edinburgh
but I'd turn up for a good old ruck*
*this is far from the truth
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:21,
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*this is far from the truth
Hic! Leave it ives, the only way you'll get him here is real ale
BARKEEP!!! HALF OF BADGER'S TESTICLE AND A HALF OF OLD SHIRTLIFTERPLEASEOHSHUTTHEFUGGUPpppp
*falls asleep*
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:12,
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*falls asleep*
*props you up*
cmun cu mon... wi neeeed more beer... we'll go to the Brass Monkey - they've got a cinema in the back!
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:13,
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oooooook budIneed my walletttttttsshhhh!
The filmsh staaaaaa.... zzzzzzz
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:15,
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*makes sure no one's looking*
*gently plays with your hair while you sleep with your head on my lap*
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:18,
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*gurgles gently*
debbil... Trelly... *wakes up*
AH! What the fucking fuck?
Oh... carry on...
( ,
Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:20,
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AH! What the fucking fuck?
Oh... carry on...
there's a brass monkey near me!
but it doens't have a cinema..
just a load of knob-heads...
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:17,
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just a load of knob-heads...
'sbloody full uv kidz in ere now
.... fancy some port with that *focuses* Tennuntz?
*focusses* *leers*
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:06,
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*focusses* *leers*
*bangs the bar*
CAPITAL idea - you - wee neeed port with brandy init, doubles, with ... crisps, and peanuts!
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Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:14,
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