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[challenge entry] Waiter!!
'A bowl of Martin Clunes Please'

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Prunes?
PRUNES?

or Spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)
# a bowl of spoons?
Only Alanis Morisette would order such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)
# 10,000 spoons when all you need
is a fork knife? That's not ironic, Alanis,
that's just stupid.
</ed byrne>
(tomsk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)
# when all you need is a knife
if she'd wanted a fork it might not have got played on Radio One...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Eh?
Oh, yeah right, sorry.
Damn my inability to remember frankly shite songs from years ago that I never ever ever want to hear again. Damn, and thrice damn.
(tomsk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)
# fair point
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)
# bet you feel
silly now.

There should have been a song called 'Pedantic' where someone explains to her what Irony is.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)
# "isn't it pedantic..."
..."don't you think?"

I shall start writing that immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)
# isn't it
buponic.. don't you think.

actually let's shhhhtop now - this bandwagon has already been done.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)
# It's poor cutlery management
/some b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I don't know why you'd ask for a bowl of spoons.
Prunes it is
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)
# .
I'm never going to ask for a bowl of prunes again in case THAT turns up...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)