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(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ARGH THE UNDEAD DEMON EYES!!!!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I hate all children.
Science fact.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ooh we have so much in common!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I have to try to find a woman who hates children.
My brother has done it, he's married now.

Women with an irrational hatred of children are so hard to come by =[
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Even Maddie and the little baby Jesus?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I reckon the little baby Jesus would freak me out.
Before he could speak, he'd just lie there, not crying, looking at you, with sympathetic eyes.

Imagine the guilt!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ...as you knock one out in the frankincense pot
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# We're all God's children, so what makes Jesus so special?
/One of Jimmy Carr's best I thought
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahahah! thanks for reminding me
I was in Tesco the other day and a toddler ran past me all on her own. About 10 yards away another small child shouted to her mum, "MUM, Maddie's run off again!" to which the mum said "don't worry, she'll be alright".

I stood there not knowing whether to be shocked or fall on the floor laughing
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
I would have probably cried suppressing laughter
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# This is begging for a QOTW....
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# wow. thats
just priceless. ....you could even earn money with the media coverage... free holidays...




...ok I'll stop now.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Especially them =]
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Me too.
They keep making sounds and picking things up and moving around too much.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# nice reflective work
it makes all the difference
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Sir.
Genius.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# JEEZUS!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Ooooh. Spooky baby.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha, excellent! :)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# that's pretty special
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# click
slight laser damage, :)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
I love this old one :)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Patent this!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)