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# Linford's Shit?

Nothing is too tenuous for me!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# cripes
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The strain seems almost apocalyptic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# what's brown and runny?
also why does he have a white body? and a blurry man's area? that fancy toilet roll holder also makes him look like he's singing in comic book fashion

Edit - haha at the filename!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# it's a blurry mans areas
due to the steaming action of the vigorous poo he's doing

I don't know what's going on with the black man's head white man's body tho, that's a bit unusual
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Mad Science
Look for the scars.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# crazy funky science!
:D

is there nothing it can't do?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I wish it would go and make me a cup of tea
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# tell you what
I'll make a cup of tea, and attach a little note on it signifying that it's your cup of tea, then I'll throw it out of the window, hopefully, by the grace of the general public it'll arrive into your possession soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Cheers :)
Splash of milk, no sugar
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I got a splash of milk alright
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# * Parties like it's 1999.999999999 recurring *
Woohoo!

TEA!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# we're all out of milk.
will pilk do?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# He's a coal miner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# what a poofy loo roll holder
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# And there's no bog roll on it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# oo he's going to be cross when he finds out!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I'm going to bed to avoid his wrath
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I thought that was his breath!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Looks like Prince has left some bathroom graffiti.
AND 'NING EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# 'ni(ng/ght)!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# SKIMPING ON KEYSTROKES IS JUST LAZY =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I use emacs
can you tell? :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# I had to google that.
You should be ashamed.

Or I should, I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# It's the best editor ever
but and/or because it has very complicated keyboard commands. IOW once you get over the sheer complicatedness and you've build up some muscle memory it's the fasted way to edit code.

/smug unix weeny
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Sure thing...
*offers a biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7820663
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I think I shall =]
Maybe I can understand unix when I'm drunk..

ALSO, THEY JUST HAD A PRINCE RELATED QUESTION ON BUZZCOCKS. ALERT THE WEBSHERIFF
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)
# that made me choke.
from lol-ing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# HHNNNGGGGGG!
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# "push hard son let it plop out....
im so thick and brown - oh baby,
oh baby yeeeeaaaah!"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# pffft
*doesn't mention the Linford Cristie joke he submitted that went into the sick jokes book*
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)
# WAS THAT YOU?
I laughed rather hard at that one =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
# yup I too laughed when I first heard it
but I forgot to submit another joke that looks racist but actually takes the piss out of a disability
wondering wether it's too rude to post...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)