Dog's Life
From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)
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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)
( , Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
but who's gonna throw the stick?
also: you might want to check the size and compare it to what the FAQ indicates.
edit: worships
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04,
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edit: worships
Danger miiines, DANGER MIIIIIIIIIINES
dumdumdumdumdiddlediddledumdum-deeda duuuuuum
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07,
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I had a wonderful Wednesday, had my Wisdom tooth, which also has a root canal, pulled out due too it being infected
that is all
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06,
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i have a mouth full of blood
The plus side was, was that i was spaced out, due to me taking a co-codamol this morning and then having a local anaesthetic as well
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12,
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you can do vampire jockes
pretend to bite people's necks, spit the blood out and complain about the quality
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16,
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i was going to spit it into a bottle and see if the blood bank wanted it
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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i am home now
That bastard tooth hurt like hell with pointy stick up its bum
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10,
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he's a teenages
he doesn't need a reason - Emo is his reason... also, nobody understands him and he hates you all... he wishes he'd never been born.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13,
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I think I'm going to call you The Dark Prince of Emo from now on
...
:)
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15,
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:)
Well it is teenage/school stuff,
but whenever I'm trying to get my head down and work, people keep picking on me (yeah yeah, boo hoo), but I got pissed off and shouted at this one girl, now everyone's laughing at me.
But it's not just that, I haven't been too happy in general, really, because we don't have much money, and mum's struggling to hold christmas together this year. I haven't asked for much, knowing this, but she's still really stressed, and I feel bad because I know lots of it is my fault.
I mean, she has four jobs and we struggle to pay the rent. My stepdad has a job which covers the beer so that he doesn't get too stressed and have me up against the wall again.
And there's more, but I won't go into that.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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But it's not just that, I haven't been too happy in general, really, because we don't have much money, and mum's struggling to hold christmas together this year. I haven't asked for much, knowing this, but she's still really stressed, and I feel bad because I know lots of it is my fault.
I mean, she has four jobs and we struggle to pay the rent. My stepdad has a job which covers the beer so that he doesn't get too stressed and have me up against the wall again.
And there's more, but I won't go into that.
I'm not going to call you the Dark Prince any more
If any of that is remotely true then it's a lot of crap for anyone to have to deal with.
School is shit. If I was going to do it again, I'd spend more time nutting the people who picked on me... although that isn't a suggestion or good advice, so don't do that - especially if it's a girl. I think they put you in prison for nutting women, unless it's in the hip hop lingo sense.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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School is shit. If I was going to do it again, I'd spend more time nutting the people who picked on me... although that isn't a suggestion or good advice, so don't do that - especially if it's a girl. I think they put you in prison for nutting women, unless it's in the hip hop lingo sense.
Yeah, it's all true.
I especially hate it when they take the piss because I'm smarter than them..(Not that I'm bragging, my school is full of idiots. The headteacher may as well be George Bush)
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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that's what I was talking about
I used to come back with biting and intelligent responses which none of the thick cunts understood, which I why I wish I'd just spent more time chinning them...
'why are you so strage?'
'why are you so normal!?'
'uh?'
'fuck off retard'
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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'why are you so strage?'
'why are you so normal!?'
'uh?'
'fuck off retard'
would you like a bloody blow job, if you are nice i can stick the bell end in the hole
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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Be glad it was removed.
I bear testament to the horrors of them decideding you should keep the tooth.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12,
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A good idea.
It's done with now. No PAIN: Revisited years later...
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16,
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the root canal was only done 11 months ago
So i am annoyed that the money spent on it was a waste of time
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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Ah well, at least it's out now...
I had six years of it. By the time they were done, the shell of a tooth was still in there, only I now can't open my jaw properly.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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That's what everyone says...
but through a system of intensive massage I can now fit a whole cock sausage in my mouth.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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What are you using to make your images?
If it's photoshop your best bet is to use the 'save for web' function, and then it should offer you a choice of 4- if you drop down one of the sliders on the right hand side you should be able to get most images under 50K without too much artifactyness.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06,
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