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Dog's Life

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(cityboydal is a first post failure, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

So all those triangles belong to the dog?

/blackadder

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

damn those backwards-walking dogs

and their suicidal hijinks

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

but who's gonna throw the stick?

also: you might want to check the size and compare it to what the FAQ indicates.

edit: worships

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

"Danger mines"

sound so much nastier than normal mines.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

Danger miiines, DANGER MIIIIIIIIIINES

dumdumdumdumdiddlediddledumdum-deeda duuuuuum

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

does whatever a spider can

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

Were you thinking of Dangermouse too?

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

Puppy death!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

pffft

I likes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

bloody cats oppressing good hardworking dogs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

Dogman rocks!

More of this sort of thing!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

^this.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

I had a wonderful Wednesday, had my Wisdom tooth, which also has a root canal, pulled out due too it being infected

that is all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

any pictures?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

i have a mouth full of blood

The plus side was, was that i was spaced out, due to me taking a co-codamol this morning and then having a local anaesthetic as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

you can do vampire jockes

pretend to bite people's necks, spit the blood out and complain about the quality

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

i was going to spit it into a bottle and see if the blood bank wanted it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

this too

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

ouch

try not to get runed over on the way home

that is all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

i am home now

That bastard tooth hurt like hell with pointy stick up its bum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

I hate today

that is all

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

but why?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

he's a teenages

he doesn't need a reason - Emo is his reason... also, nobody understands him and he hates you all... he wishes he'd never been born.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

pffft, so true

b3ta.com/board/7825867

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

Haha!

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

Just loads of shit going on.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

I think I'm going to call you The Dark Prince of Emo from now on

...

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

Well it is teenage/school stuff,

but whenever I'm trying to get my head down and work, people keep picking on me (yeah yeah, boo hoo), but I got pissed off and shouted at this one girl, now everyone's laughing at me.
But it's not just that, I haven't been too happy in general, really, because we don't have much money, and mum's struggling to hold christmas together this year. I haven't asked for much, knowing this, but she's still really stressed, and I feel bad because I know lots of it is my fault.
I mean, she has four jobs and we struggle to pay the rent. My stepdad has a job which covers the beer so that he doesn't get too stressed and have me up against the wall again.
And there's more, but I won't go into that.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

sounds like the story of my life...

I really like the beer

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

So do I,

but I don't get much of it :P

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

I'm not going to call you the Dark Prince any more

If any of that is remotely true then it's a lot of crap for anyone to have to deal with.

School is shit. If I was going to do it again, I'd spend more time nutting the people who picked on me... although that isn't a suggestion or good advice, so don't do that - especially if it's a girl. I think they put you in prison for nutting women, unless it's in the hip hop lingo sense.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Yeah, it's all true.

I especially hate it when they take the piss because I'm smarter than them..(Not that I'm bragging, my school is full of idiots. The headteacher may as well be George Bush)

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

that's what I was talking about

I used to come back with biting and intelligent responses which none of the thick cunts understood, which I why I wish I'd just spent more time chinning them...
'why are you so strage?'
'why are you so normal!?'
'uh?'
'fuck off retard'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

would you like a bloody blow job, if you are nice i can stick the bell end in the hole

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

Be glad it was removed.

I bear testament to the horrors of them decideding you should keep the tooth.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

I wanted that fucker out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

A good idea.

It's done with now. No PAIN: Revisited years later...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

the root canal was only done 11 months ago

So i am annoyed that the money spent on it was a waste of time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

Ah well, at least it's out now...

I had six years of it. By the time they were done, the shell of a tooth was still in there, only I now can't open my jaw properly.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

sue them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

That's what everyone says...

but through a system of intensive massage I can now fit a whole ~~cock~~ sausage in my mouth.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

What are you using to make your images?

If it's photoshop your best bet is to use the 'save for web' function, and then it should offer you a choice of 4- if you drop down one of the sliders on the right hand side you should be able to get most images under 50K without too much artifactyness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)