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# Coffee with milk for me please
I have no biscuits, but I have some things that aren't Cornettos. I call them Tescettos, cos that's where they're from.

I trust that is satisfactory?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I have just made a chocolate cake
We can have that with tea or coffee.

I have also brewed a jug of decaff coffee.

*unlocks bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# what,
no carrot cake?
good job i brought some jaffas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# FUCK
I forgot to buy jaffas!

I was going to drink them tonight!!!

I'll get them tomorrow, but won't be able to do it until sunday, dinner parties and jaffa puke usually don't go hand in hand..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# unless
you live in a wacky '70's sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *travels through time*
Ooh, wicked.

Cheers for the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# is your boss invited?
or the vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Neither.
MWAHAHAHAHA.

I truly am a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# then you don't have to worry
about committing some dreadful faux-pas that could lose you your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# True.
However, I am hosting/cooking/cleaning for friends, it might not go down too well...

I shall have the marvelous jaffashake on sunday =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# nibbles are your friends
keep 'em busy while you finish the cooking! make sure no-one has more than 2 drinks before dinner, though, they probably won't have eaten all day and you don't want drunken idiots ruining all your hard work, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I'm not spending too long cooking =P
10 minutes max for the starter, 30 minutes max for the main, about 30 seconds max for the dessert.

Piss easy stuff ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# wish i'd done that!
terrine with rocket salad starter, beef wellington main and raspberry pavlova dessert. took fucking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Heh
Those are some pretty slow cooking dishes..

I've got mixed bean filo parcels with sweet pepper and cherry tomato salad for starter, salmon steaks with a creamy cucumber sauce with new potatoes and green beans with parsley and butter sauce for the main, and a raspberry sorbet for dessert.

Nice and quick ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# bugger!
i love sorbet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# It's reeeally easy to make!
Just whack some frozen berries in a blender with some Ribena for a few seconds, and it's sorted =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i might give that a try
when i can taste again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Good luck with that
and don't forget we want pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Oh you knows it =]
It shall be my first ever RPS methinks =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# 'nings Pot
Any chance of a slyce of cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Cake all round
I never end up eating it all myself anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# OOOOOOOH
My favourite kind of chocolate ON A BISCUIT??
I made cookies with G&B dark and white, they were wonderful. I've never seen the ready-made biscuits though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I am eating them right now
I shave the dark choc onto their vanilla ice cream. It's fucking wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# They make ice cream too?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ha!
your pics of delicious biccies will not phase me today, i have temporarily lost my sense of smell and taste, so chocolate has lost its appeal.
*goes to slit wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hello duckling
I have no biscuits but I have a big grin..no wait, I have a big dopey expression on my face. An awesome day today and I'm staying up late so the day does not end :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Aww, brilliant!
What happened? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)