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# quick and shit, but it crept up on me!
i promise real nudity for my 4000th!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Dots and waves
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# thankeee zurr!
i'm planning a "guess the body part" nudity post for my 4000th, i couldn't get it done fast enough for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yay
cartoon porngraphy. Opiate of the masses

Oh and ning btw :D
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# 'nings!
i prefer real opium myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# thanks
your dream looks like it rocked hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I think it started off as a lucid dream, but I got so caught up in the awesomeness of it all that I lost control and it all went a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i tend to dream
zombies these days, which is nice, if a little disturbing. i've only been eaten once, though, i'm the gun-toting heroine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That sounds equally awesome :D
Please draw a picture of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# one day, i shall.
when my artistic skills progress beyond "special school" level

EDIT: get stoned and fall asleep watching dawn of the dead, it's on sci-fi tonight. that'll give you some nice zombie-huntin' dreams!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# When in doubt:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *snortylaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I know, it's horrific isn't it?
How you have to laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# If you can't think of anything,
use an inappropriate medical condition.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
That's the first time I've heard death referred to as "an inappropriate medical condition"... genius! ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# haha, run in to the morgue and grab a corpse
scream "YOUR CONDITION IS INNAPROPRIATE!!!"

then run out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# cog-rant-ulations
i presume this is an accurate representation and much thought went into it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# actually
i was a bit stingy with the measurements, mine are bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Congrats
I expect better next time though!

:D

3000's not a real milestone anyway....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *hangs head*
yes sir, sorry sir, i'll try harder next time, sir
*stays behind after school*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Detentions are my fave!
You will write lines whilst sitting on my knee little girl.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# shall i wear my gym skirt?
it's a bit short, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# oOOO YES
I MEAN YES, THAT'S AN ORDER!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes, sir
would you like to see my star jumps, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *awaits bell*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *readies pom-poms*
aaaaanndd..
a-one-two-three-jump!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)
# No no no
The gym skirt's all wrong ....
Lose it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *pulls off skirt with a Bucks Fizz-type flourish*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)
# ooo moucho, moucho!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *opens sweater*
*releases butterflies and rose petals*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *glees*
... Oooo the sauce!
They are better than those up there^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# heheh
i'm off, for i need lunch and paracetamol. bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha!
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# thanks
i'm pleased that no-one has commented on the lumpiness of my pseudo-boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# or
pseubs, as i will now call them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *doffs cap*
pseubs is a wonderful word and a fine addition to the english language.

unlike funbelievabubble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# breats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# yes.
yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes, there's no denying this scientific fact
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# wait till my 4000th
they might be breasts, they might not, but they'll be mine, in living colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# steady
you'll just get folk all excited saying such things :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# that's the whole idea
people will be given the opportunity to guess which body part i'm nakedly displaying...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yayayayayaaayy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)