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[challenge entry] Merry Crustmass!

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)
# They are singing Pie Jesu
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:07, archived)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
*sighs and hands over hard earned cash*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)
# That looks dangerously precarious
not to mention much less seamy than my effort..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:12, archived)
# ^This
is very clever and totally fucking excellent!

I APPROVE YOUR PIER/CHURCH COMBO.
Signed,
kitaro

^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Crusts contain mystery
it's why we nibble on them, all out of intrigue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:06, archived)
# 2 priests in a space ship.
One says 'Shit, it's Sunday! We should be in church!"
Second says 'No it's OK. In space we have no mass"
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)
#
In space, noone can hear your sermon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)
# In space they have no weight.
Mass is the same wherever you are.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)