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Teh news.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)
# "evil snowstorm of lead" :D hahah
In other news:

news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1295888,00.html

Yours,

Outraged of Berlin
19
*leaves & closes door behind him*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Well the shop says they sacked him because of his bad attitude
sounds more likely given his comments.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I can't think of a worse job
than being a Santa In Cairns in summer. The hottest, wettest, muggiest place in the world (apart from Darwin)
(Mickeyburns, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Have a ho'
and another ho'
Merry Christmas.

His manager has been listening to too much Cypress Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "ha" is korean for "donkey rape"

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)
# donkey rape is korean for hors d'ouvres
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hors d'ouvres is arabic for I love horses

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# leave it!
EDIT: on second thoughts, your right!
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hors_d'ouvres

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# not a bloody chance.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)
# cunt
I fucking fell for it!
I can't be drunk enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# that's fucking crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
spoilt cunts caught me off guard
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)