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# Hahaha
the missus is right peeved that she can't have any Gluhwein this Christmas due to being pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# She could probably have a little bit
All the wimmins in my fambly drank guinness when being pregnant- my mum even went so far as drinking guinness and not quitting the fags (80s).

And I'm fine. *tic*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)
# heh
my missus' mum smoked, drank and took Valium all through her pregnancy

and my missus has turned out lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# We don't mention the first 5 months of my mum being pregnant with me.
She was a hippy that didn't know she was pregnant...:D

But I *am* fine, honestly. Totally compos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Gutted for her.
Even more gutted that some utter twunt has posted heinous NSFW-ness just above my lovely punnage.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I had to hide him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# The quickest Adblock in the west.
Followed by the quickest Ignore south of the Pacos.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Likewise
I very nearly got caught with that on screen at work, that would have taken some explaining. Has it been removed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)
# How can I tell if I've got it hidden?
I'm not The Amazing Captain Fantastico, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
I was asking the world in general really, but I'm disappointed your alter-ego isn't The Amazing Captain Fantastico, that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# My alter-egoes are getting confusing.
Captain Wow, Fae, Busty (don't ask), Frank...

I don't know who I am anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# let's be Frank
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I can't be Frank at the moment
I haven't got a cigar, spats, braces or a lovely female to be sexist at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)
# to be Frank, join the army
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# What a cunt!
Refreshed just as my boss walked past!

Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I was in the process of ignoring when it got removed.
Don't know if it was a mod or himself, but I ain't asking HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It's still fucking there!!
Ahhhhhhhhh my eyes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Oh shit.
Terribly sorry 'bout that. I didn't realize 'ignore' had taken effect already.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Hehehe
Shit happens, guv'nors think I'm gay now anyway!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# she can have one finky
mrs thor didn;t realise she was having thoretta and we were on holiday with her parents in the lakes.

she drank far too much, had shell fish and smoked.

the week we got back from holiday and she found she was pregnant she stopped all that.

apart from the odd glass at christmas and in the later stages when she didn't feel like she wanted to be sick every five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Thoretta?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor#Family
100% horse free (goats pulled the chariot)

...I think on balance Thoretta is preferable...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)