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(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Well if anyone has to worry about global warming...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good morrow to all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Howdy!
Mum's birthday today, she's ooooollllddddd
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Don't say that to her face.
I did to mine.
She murdered me.

Like, for real, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, it's fine, Granny Pam already got her a "Happy 40th" card,
forgetting that she's 39.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Happy 40-1 Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# She'd rip your head off for THAT.
And she's already annoyed that I gave her black tea, instead of white, because there's no milk left.
RACIST!!!

Edit: Oh, and she hates cooking. My sister bought her a cook book from both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'd go to the shops to get some if she wants*.
*if there wasn't a 200-mile distance between us
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Well, so would I,
but that means you need money.
And an umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You can stand under my umbrella.
Ella ella ay ay ay
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *blows head off with haloesque shotgun*
*pisses on your carcass*
*dances in your pool of blood*
*blows you up with nitroglycerine*

I. FUCKING. HATE. THAT. SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'ning squire.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 'nong the witch is dead
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Which old witch?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Two snowmen sitting together
One says 'Can you smell carrot?'

.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# oh dear.
you silly silly silly bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says 'Can you smell fish?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I want the royalties for that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I heard it by Dave Spikey.
I think it's been around a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# It is an old one:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# yeh
think dave spikey's great grandad told him when he was 30 (and spikey was 5)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ...aaaand i'd like to congratulate that joke
on its 200th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# OK then
Two snowmen sitting together.
One says 'Who gave you that black eye?!':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# gnnng
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# pff
I think it's alright if you put the lumps back into the ground once you've finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hehe
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Fuck me!
Yet another Generation II member pops up out of nowhere.

Good to see you back, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Boo to global warming
Mister Slim, long time not see online or otherwise. Shall have to have words with Mr Jones.

Hope you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! hashaday reality not to scale, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)