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# the 'birds and the bees' one is still my desktop image at work, too
my boss still gives me weird looks for that one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)
# pfft
Here's one from the archives

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)
# the best part
is that his words are in quotations
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
I HAD NOT SEEN THAT ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I have thousands of piles of them
they're like old socks piling up in the cellar

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
love this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# 1GUY2CUPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# fucking cups!
fucking, shitty cups!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# fuck
YES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Hehehe
I'd missed that one. Also I am not familiar with this "Birds and Bees" one which was mentioned.
Edit: ah, top of your profile and a front page. You'd think I'd have noticed that before.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# arf!
 
Yes, that is glorious.
I HAVE NOT BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE NEVILLE, ALAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# There's an entire blog of hand-drawn Nevillisms attached to the bottom of that one.
corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk/
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha
cuntycups!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)
# how many cups? how many cups?
how many cups?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)
# How many pesos?
Juan says 'I don't know.'
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# huraaah!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I do like that track.
My girlfriend hates it, so that's a 65% vote in its favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)
# oh, does that too
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=1+bolivar+in+pesos
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# haha
oh man, not this again!

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=1+cup+in+cubic+light+years&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# You complete loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Dammit, google won't measure things in teaspoons per light year any more.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# probably 'cos one's got dimensions of length
and one of volume (length3)
it'll just give you an area
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Yes, I never understood what it could possibly mean
and that was why it was great.
Edit: the famous thing used to be one acre in teaspoons per light year; I see some people claiming that this meant the volume that results from projecting an acre vertically over a light year.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# not that complicated really
imagine if you were trying to work out something in, say litres per foot. you'd just end up with something in whatever dimensions are left after your multiplying and dividing (area, in this case - so square metres, or square feet, or whatever), with some conversion factor between the units

in your case, the number you get is also the number of teaspoons in the volume you describe.
just multiply each side of the equation by a light year to see why:
one (acre light year) in teaspoons
[an (acre light year) is just the volume you describe]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I had no problem with the acre light year as a three dimensional volume
but what the hell is a litre foot?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)
# a litre foot would be a 4-dimensional length measurement
but i said litre per foot, so that's just 2-dimensional

if in doubt, just convert them all to one measurement system (like metres for length) and it soon all drops out

i like your sig, by the way. i don't think i've said yet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# The words "litre per foot, that's just 2-dimensional" are failing to correspond to anything I can imagine.
However, I should probably go to bed. I might get back to you about this.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# how many times do I have to click to get that one the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Pure
insane genius.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That's the story of my life. Right there.
I'd say it's everybody's story. Just repplace cups with _________.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# it is good this thing is good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)