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# What has he got that I haven't?

Edit: Besides a cock, and there's only one other person who can confirm that's really true these days anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# several kilos of fat
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I have that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# You're a girly...
... you think you have that... but you don't.
It's a psychomalogical thingy to wind men up... "Does my bum look big in this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Bollocks
And I'm sick of people thinking it's a 'woman thing' as if it somehow comes programmed into our genetic makeup.
It's just as society-formed as blokes refusing to even consider something that feels good because they've learned that others might think it 'gay' And that's somehow the worst thing ever.

I am overweight, but that's because I'm overweight. If it didn't affect my health and if I thought I looked nice then I wouldn't give two flying fucks if the world thought I was fat.
Skinny is not something I hold as an ideal.
Long live feminine curves.
Down with dumb sterotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Err...
Do these trousers make MY arse look big then? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# No.
your arse makes your arse look big.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# So you're saying that it's all my arse's fault!
And there I was blaming the pies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Yes
For god's sake man, take some pride in yourself, all my mates are talking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You could have lied to me! *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
I think Mrs. Doom needs to read this.

Women look bloody fantastic just the way they are. There is really no need to try and shrink to the size of a bamboo shoot.

Likewise, I find myself sickened to the core by the assumption that all men are sports and tits obsessed. See: Setanta ad with Des Lynam.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# t'was kind of my point...
... my gf seems obsessed with losing weight that will only detract from her figure. I like her the way she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Hooray for men who know when they're onto a good thing

...well, men people actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# A weak claim to Scottish ancestry
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I'm the great grand-daughter of a (living!) Earl
What do I need further ancestry for?

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Waspy, not you
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# The most punchable face this side of Tim "Big Dog" Westwood.
EDIT: Moyles, not Waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# scottish accent
terminal sexual deviance
nipple clamps
that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I have at least two out of the three there
I think people are just being mean not giving me a break
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I'm sure Freebs will dedicate a post to you if you ask him nicely
One flutter of the eyelashes and he's anyone's.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# it's terminal?
bugger!

edit/ at least your list didn't have to be followed with either "moyles not waspy" or "waspy not moyles"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)
# why is there only one other person who can confirm that's true?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)