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# Spazz...
(devilstick, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# These cows are small
Those are far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
My parents were talking about that last night.

Quit stalking me you internet predators..
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# Luke, I am your father.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# NO!
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

YOU ATE HIM.
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# Only a nibble, I promise.
I was saving him for Christmas. Mmmmm, crackling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)
# PORK AT CHRISTMAS?
The closest we come to that is the sausages.

And the gammon.

And the bacon.




Fuck.

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# PIG PARTS?!
Why that's almost like pork, is pig parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# We put bacon on the turkey sometimes
I like to think if we do it enough, it will form a flying pig.





Then I realise both animals are dead, cry a bit, and then eat it all like a big eating machine.
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# I am looking forward to a Christmas where I can actually eat
Unlike the last three....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Christmas with no eats is not christmas =[
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# Pigs in blankets are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# you're not allowed pork!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not allowed dairy and meat together either
Doesn't stop me yumming down carbonara.

Me = really shit Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you are the worst welsh jew in the history of ever
ever
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# They all come from one animal?!
Ooh yeah right. A wonderful, magical animal.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)
# You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to charity...
..WHEN PIGS FLY! Hahahaha!

*pig launches past window*
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# "so, will you donating that million dollars now sir?"
"hmmmm...I'd still rather not"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i don't believe in suicide
but if you'd like to give it a go it might cheer me up to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Go back to Russia!
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# Haha, that made me do a real lol =)
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I lolled!
Silly devilstick!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!
The oldies are the bestest ^_^
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# *DUNTCH!*
Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# This is marvellous
And I would like to see more of this sort of thing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Come upstairs to my room
Oh I've got a lot of them up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Check my website, more there
*ordinairy plug* http://www.redcode.nl *ordinairy plug*
(devilstick, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haha
smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# This is skill in a bun!
Woo'd
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)