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[challenge entry] Just taking a break from revising for some sillyness.



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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *fwap*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I hear she does privat shows in the "Keep Net".
If you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's times like this
that I wish I hadn't spent all my money on food.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# did you buy any raw liver?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# No.
Only people food.

That is, food made from people.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# People have livers too.
Delicious.
Try not to get an alcoholics though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That's why you should be sure to get your liver from certified sources.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I tend to pick my own.
*brandishes killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# My Killing knife can detect a man's liver from 47 paces.
It also has teh Quo engraved on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I prefer the rustic charm of working with your hands
and a rusty blade.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You just can't beat the personal touch of using your hands.
I mean, sure you can buy the rust-free, heat-seeking killing knives, but it eliminates the challenge of the real sport of Kings; killing people and nicking their livers.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Yes, it just annoys me when the commoners think it's cruel.
The victims enjoy being torn apart and eaten
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I enjoy tearing them apart and eating them...
...therefore it is inconcievable that the so called "victims" wouldn't share these feelings! It's all a commoner conspiracy I tells ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Got bored with that film
Woo though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Never seen it.
Beyonce should probably stick to her singing though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# She wasn't bad
It just dragged though. And dragged and dragged and dragged.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It won an Oscar.
But so does so much tripe. It's not such a yardstick anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# It won two
One for the supporting actress, the other for 'sound mixing' - hm, great.

But no, an Oscar just doesn't mean anything anymore.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# this am silly
i likes the fishy lips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# A trout pout if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# pfff!
fishkiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# isnt that a carp?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# No
I googled it and everything. It's from Bream Enthusiasts Magazine's website*.

*may conatin lies.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# No, i'm sure carps have blue hair ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ha haha loffle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *cowers under bed*
please mongy, dont use the stick again.
pleeease.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# you sexy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you just love the fact i can handle over two stone of wet fish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# stop it
it took me ages to clean the cum out of my keyboard last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# haha
but ewww a snotty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# A snotty?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# bream are called snottys
they are covered in mucas
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# not real bream.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh I'm not a fishing fan.
When I thought of this I wasn't sure I hadn't just made it up.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)