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# Goddamn stupid computer tables


origanimal
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# ILLUSTRATED
ROFFLEOGRAPHY OF THE BEATLES!!!!1!!1
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Isn't he the guy that wrote a book about the future of computers
without a single mention of the web, just before it all took off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Quite probably
He's also the guy who constantly twats on and on about how he's going to single handedly create the next big computer super-revolution or something
and then Open Source comes along and does something about 20 times better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Actually he showed up late to "OpenSource" too.
Wrote a pissy letter about it and went off in a huff. 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# He went off to build his
own Open Source, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the Open Source. And the blackjack.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# are there
male hookers too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I'd imagine so
Almost anything can be a hooker these days. Even tables and jam, otherwise it would be terribly non-PC
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i demand male hookers
who will sex me and feed me chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I think you can buy 6 in a box
from Argos. Fairly poor quality, Taiwanese built though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# if they're anything like chinese
they have insufficient appendages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# meh, I am happy with
keyboard, mouse and joy pad

and it would be a complete cunt for data analysis
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# MS Throwable-Chair XqXl Home included.
They are rather silly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# where am i going to put my cup of tea Mr Gates?
on my interface? i think not! i don't have an intermouth on my interface either! so how am i going to drink my tea now!? you've not thought this though have you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# It'll be able to
tell exactly what kind of tea you're drinking, and then email a cool picture of you drinking the tea to all your friends who are currently drinking
beverages. It'll be called MSCup2009 and you'll have to pay £129.99 for the privelege of drinking tea on your MSTableComputer2009
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah baby

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY TABLECOMPUTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i was all 'meh' about this pic
until I got to the line about the glass jar.

I should never have doubted you.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)