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[challenge entry] Much more entertaining I think

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Celebrity big skating dance brother on jungle ice biggins matthew kelly.
Next on ITV. Please don't turn over. Yes we know you just want to watch Dave but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Catherine Tate's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I think you've spotted a gap in the market there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Which I do NOT intend on filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Allow me
to fill your gap, young miss...

/dirty old pervert blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *lobs sai*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Not as small a niche
as this company spotted: www.crabtastic.com/whichcrabisyourfavourite/index.htm. What IS that??!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I can't believe you got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# HOOOORAAAAAYS!
www.b3ta.com/board/7952902
*feels proud*
I'm feelin' a bit mischievous today! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm going to wee on you.
In a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Sex wee??
*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Nope, normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *collects wee in bucket*
*Starts business at www.ladyweefetish.com*
*sells*
*sniffs fingers*
5. Profit :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ebanned.com if it's still there
I was going to sell stuff on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Ooooooooh!
*bookmarks*
*waits for Captain's pants*...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Tappety clickety tap.
Click

Ohhh, 3 for 2 offer.

*Buys*

*isn't sure what to do with 3 buckets of wee*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# psst - Only two i's in Mischievous
Just figured I'd save the good captain the trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I hadn't actually noticed.
I'm being speedy today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Why my good sir
I have no idea what you mean! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# * shakes ninja fist
Why, you little...!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *Buys shares*
*Instantly looses money*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Purple link?
Aha! You little scallywag, not again you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Heheh!
I was thinking two in a row was a bit optimistic! Forgot about the pupley-ness! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# this is your friend then
tinyurl.com/

tinyurl.com/6cj3f
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# eh?
crabby ones or elephanty ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Elephanty one!
Then he has somewhere to put his umbrellas!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# good
cos crab shoes are crap. they're more or less thimbles
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
#
and they pinch too much

/coat, hat, cane and monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# gawd...
*goes to find his spanging fork*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nearly...
*phew* close one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
I get caught out STILL! (Not by my own links though... well... maybe once! Gaaaaaah!) X|
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# :O
pown.alluc.org/?uid=251
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# you are not wrong...
except about rainbow 6... although COD4 is better
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Rainbow 6 can fuck off.
5 pigging hours they were bloody playing it on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# "I'm A
Crustacean, Get Me Out Of Here?!?" ? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Lest you have to deal with Gemma Atkinson and her amazing
legotits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(__, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# All presented by dirty telly slag, Edith Bowman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# my god I detest her
especially when she did radio 1 with wot'sisface
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I don't listen to radio 1
In fact, I don't listen to much radio. It's either radio 4, radio 2, Smooth FM or mellow magic in the middle of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Wogan is the only person
worth his salt on the radio, in my opinion at least.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I always miss him.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# maybe you
should invest in a laser sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# NO KILLING OF THE WOGAN IS ALLOWED
He and his genitals must live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'm waiting for "I'm a Celebrity taking a shit on ice"




I almost did a picture for it the other day, but thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I demand said picture.
Please. Pretty please, Toastest with the Mostest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# not likely, I'm at work being busy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahahah
top name change
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# *bursts through the door in a gorilla suit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Right - I really AM going now
Tra & kisses to most people on /board x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# secs for choo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Well later then.
Tomorrow. Or some other later flavour.

*bats eyelashes whilst wearing THE CURE=NOT GOTH t shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# is that a real T-Shirt?
ace if it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Not yet
I've got to wait until pay day, but then it shall be a reality.

What font do we reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# either
Nosferatu for the full camp Goth bonanza, or just something like Impact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Comic Sans all the way.
Please don't hurt me.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I think impact, Nosferatu annoys me almost as much as the
dreaded comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# dancing on mice
12 celebrities

1 million mice

lots of stamping
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)