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# These 2 images just seemed to be made for each other


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EDIT: to the people calling this thing a 'she', it's actual some dude who is the king (or should that be queen) of the emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# She told him to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Uh oh, furry porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:04, archived)
# OKAY, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# "Taste my custard come!"
spurted Edgar, much to Philip's dismay.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Furry piss fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Pissy fur fight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# HOT PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# HOT PISS is
everywhere these days !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# YOU CAN GET IT IN THE CORNER STORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# You can get it
in the corner . . . of the store !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Do you like Baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# heh.
 
I taped all of season two off the telly but I haven't watched any of it yet..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Damn you've got some treats to look forward to :)
Have you heard anyone talking about series 3? Apologies if I've already bored you with this, I can't remember if we spoke about it... but yeah, disappointing I'm afraid. Most people I've spoken with seem to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# everyone says the same.
but deodar's downloaded it all, he's offered to send it on up..

I wanna see the rest of Nathan Barley, I do.
(having only seen two at a friend's house)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Wow
I love Chris Morris' work with a passion, but I found that very hard to watch. I've only tried one episode, I should probably try again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# this friend of mine's obsessed with Julian Barratt.
 
but I do like DJ Jones..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I like Julian Barratt too.
The main thing that puts me off Nathan Barley is that it's shot and edited in exactly the style that the people it's satirizing would shoot and edit it. That's clever, but it ultimately means it's very annoying and hard to watch, for me at least.
He did exactly the same thing with Brass Eye and The Day Today, but they dealt with news and current affairs formats, and I found them much more watchable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)
# See, why did we get the bloody IT Crowd, but none of the good stuff?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# It's fucking great.
Most of the people that criticised it just didn't like being the subjects of satire.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# It's super awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)
# That's what I imagine
KillerKitti to look like in five years time, after a heavy drinking session! :D

EDIT: A bloke?? Are you sure? KK's gonna kill me now! *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Lots of love for you for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the night, most likely waking my mum and neighbours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)
# You're most welcome, m'dear!
Have another giggle on this one:
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler. :S
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ahhhahahahah!
 
I know a few people who'll appreciate that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Better than being stabbed in the ring
Or struck about the clown of the head.

It's pretty simple to snare someone in the circus. There's a lot of trap ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# *TRIPLE SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Heh
time will tell. She's currently committed to being straight edge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Straight Edge??
Wassat then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:16, archived)
# No drugs, including alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# you forgot to mention the associated shitty bands.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I like the way
they have a seperate section in that wiki solely entitled "Violence". I dared not read further!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I don't want to be dismissive or demeaning about it
and I respect her choice, it's certainly not the norm among her peers. But I do regard the 'movementizing' of it as largely a cynical marketing and merchandising ploy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:28, archived)
# You mean akin to
the 'abstinence movement' they have over there? It does seem to be a bit of a fad/phase.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)
# now, THAT scares me.
 
and I bet most of those deluded freaks have teen pregnancies from not using birth control (or just get raped by their equally creepy dads)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i used to consider myself straight edge
of course, i never had anyone to buy me booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Whaaaaaat?!?
Good for her - I've not been drinking for 2 1/2 months, and it's splendid! Healthy something, healthy something-else, or so they say... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)
# I've been so damn toxic this week, you may have a point
 
/drinking to kill hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Unfotunately I gave up drinking
as an excuse to do more drugs... not particularly sensible, but at least my liver's not suffering!

/another toke on my joint to dull the sharpness of this annoying world run by idiots.

OMG! I'm turning eeeemoooooooooooo! NoooooooooooOOOoOOooOoOoo! :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Yes, it's a bloke
His name is Jeffery Starr
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# yipes!
 
I'm uncertain of what's going on in the original image, and I really think I don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# BUT I HOPE HIS MUM MADE HIM CLEAN THAT FUCKING MESS UP, AND THEN KICKED HIS ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Then made him take that flippin' make up off
and dress like a proper boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)
# oh, the makeup's alright.
 
No problem with action transvestites, but show some fucking respect..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I have no probs with tranvestites either
But this man is a tool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I am taking kitaro's advice and avoiding learning any more than I already know of the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I have a strange compulsion to obsess over things I hate
It's slowly ruining my life
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:00, archived)
# RELEASE THE AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)
# WHO DO YOU THINK IS TAKING THE PICTURE.
Actually, I'd rather not think of any of it at all.
On the house. Help yourself to the bowl of AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)
# *Googles*
...oh no.
*wipes cache and history*
*tries to forget... tries to forget soooo hard*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Thats what it gets
from blowing chunks ! BTW . . . Chunks is the dog's name . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'd still fuck her
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Him
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# He'd still fuck it.
 
REGARDLESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)
# His genetalia may agree with you
But my mind doesn't.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)
# people who wear sega shirts are odd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# People who
dress plushies in sega t-shirts then jizz all over them are even odder
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# i have a t-shirt that has 'DIRT BAG' printed on it.
no jizz on it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I have one that says DODGY AS.
 
cuz I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:43, archived)