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# You cared enough to post....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# no that's more to do with me having nothing better to do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I can think of tonnes of stuff.
Both one- and two-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# that's why you're the Captain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# One of the many and varying reasons.
Not least of which the one being 'she owns a tricorner hat'.

Probably least of which is 'She's not scared of actually dressing like a pirate in public.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I have done that :D
And i'd do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Nothing beats the two handed wank.
Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I find sex does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Eagle wouldn't know...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oooooh, you minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I stand by my original statement.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# saucer of milk
for table three if you please
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Mmm, delicious milt!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I like mint milt!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I like milf milt
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# You don't get people called Milt any more.
Same as Doris. The name survives thousands of years from the Greeks, and we decide in the 1960s that it's too old fashioned.


Oh I hope I'm right, but I can't be bothered to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'm going to seriously put Milt forward
for my first born son.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# It'd be probably short for Milton.
And the reason we like that name so much, apart from old family friends is because you stole his stapler...ought to burn this place down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I know, I used to live on Milton Road
so would be a nice homage. Not sure the girlfriend would like it though.

Fuck it, we could always get married if it means bringing a Milt into the world.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# not in portsmouth?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hertfordshire :-)

You reckon I've got a shot with the capp'n?

Think about it, a small army of pirate-ninjas all with cool names like Milt.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you can try...
but i bet you'll be walking the plank before long!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooh where in Herts?
No can do on the nicking me front, I'm afraid, I've got a mortgage with manwife now so I'm monetarily tied to his arse forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That was in Ware nr Hertford
I've moved away, but recently come back to the area. It's home. You from round these parts then?

Give me a shout if manwife suddenly becomes broke and your house is repossesed. I make a mean chicken curry.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ah, I live in Bucks but I work in Tring.
Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *bums place down*
nings lovely, everything ok?

*looks around*

There's a fucking TERRIBLE stink in here.

*eyes everyone suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# it's not me!
it's still the first few hours of work...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hello sweetie!
It's the city love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# A packet of crisps beats nothing
Therefore, a packet of crisps beats the two handed wank
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# So you've not tried the three?
Takes some beating.
(roughly 45 seconds of beating. Or smoothly, around 2 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)