i've just spent most of the day 'sorting' the garage and building a crate for our recycling it's more of a mess in there than before, so i've got a few evenings of wading through it ahead of me
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:06,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:16,
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you're the one
you are the one
you're the one you are my toaster i see you every morning you are waiting by the kettle your handle's made of plastic, but the rest of you is metal i know that if i get some bread, and put it in the slots that you will toast it perfectly and i'll eat lots and lots
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56,
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I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN THAT TOASTER RIGHT NOW
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30,
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also what the fuck are "nooberries" ?
does your post come with it's own babelfish ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:50,
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i invented that,
especially for that postage on this messagboardle.
nooberries are bollocks, i suppose, or nipples, or piles.
chump is eat, chomp, suck, lick.
what e vaarrrrr
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:55,
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but surely that gets confusing if you say talk about the nooberries on your chest..
which could translate as you having bollocks or piles on your chest.
also you can get some cream for your piles from the chemist.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57,
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why am I looking
at you hog? :)
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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^
X-D
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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*flexes*
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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*bulges*
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46,
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*vomits*
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56,
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*flaps*
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:23,
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very nice
woo yay
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47,
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Does he have his right hand
in a cat's ringpiece?
If so Woo
(trepanning...making holes in your head since...,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:49,
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don't we all?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:58,
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mine is in a badger's ringpiece right now.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:04,
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this is white and grey
i have just seen a chav roll a roll=up with one hand wtf!?!
(The_Queen_Is_DeadScooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:59,
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this is an ancient skill which I have only seen in pensioners.
usually whilst driving..
never mastered it myself.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35,
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pictures of sonic were all the rage when i were a lad.
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:14,
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Lovely!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:17,
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