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# Free travel for bloody pensioners...........
It won't be long before we end up with this...

Yes - poorly optimised gifs of stair lifts..



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(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nicely done indeed
but wouldn't they just install a catapult at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i would hope so
Alas this is beyond my limited skills... as was the moving escalator ...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# riverghost's B3ta fact of the day.
WOLF is actually the boy in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves and on set used to steal Kevin Costner's Garribaldis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Additional fact
he used to live in Wimbledon and we used to see him in the pub occasionally when the film was out. He seemed a bit of a nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# this is not a true fact
actually neither was the Robin Hood factette
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Too late
I've put them on Wikipedia so they are now FactsTM.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# oohhh!!
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's a fast thrill ride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I fell down the escalator at Leicester Sq once
while holding a sandwich

what I didn't realise until later is that I'd cut my hand open and the people opposite me on the tube had been watching me eat a blood-soaked sandwich

/qotw blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hah, you goth.
mmmm, i luvs th bloods, they excitulate my goffglands...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I'd have blood over whisky any day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# What about AND?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nah
whisky is disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Sometimes it's nice.
But it makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# If i have enough whiskey I often get blood too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Not on the bloody walking side!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# of course on the walking side
Fact No. 314:
Old people like to maximise the inconvenience caused to others.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Fact No. 315.
When they were young they had real facts. None of these fancy facts you have today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Fact No.316:
Facts aren't what they used to be

Bugger there is a danger of recursive facts here...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Fact No. 317:
This is Fact No. 317
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# /FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'm confused
Don't the stairs move anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# you must be mistaking the escalators for ones that work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# true
But if you're old and smell of piss,
I expect you'd fancy a nice sit down and cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# no change for me there then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# not when i'm sober
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I wanna ride . . .
how much for a round trip ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hmm
If you're a pensioner - sod all

Otherwise, I expect oyster cards are valid
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I best start shuckin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)