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# I had that Brian Blessed in the back of my cab once...


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# YAYS
Tesco please, Mr Puss.


I had ur fare, but I spended it. :-(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# there are other methods of payment
; )
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# catnip?
ball of string?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I gave guest kitty a ball of string to play with.

She went mental with it. It's the best laugh I've had in ages.

Credit to her though; she did manage to kill it.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# did she return it's tattered remains to you as a present?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# No.
She lost interest in it and hid behind the sofa, looking guilty and flighty.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# was it your best string?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It was my only string.


:(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# as well as it might look guilty!
i trust you had it for dinner.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# gave the cat a catnip mouse two weeks ago
now it's just the ripped open shell of a mouse & a big pile of stuffing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# my cats are a bit meh about catnip
one gives it a bit of a rub then ignores it and the other one has such a poor sense of smell
that he has no idea what it is in the first place
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hehe
Catnip effects mine in different ways.

Pixel: Goes off her tits paranoid - hyper and attacking things.

Ash: Stoned. Lies on his back, purring like a twat and drooling.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# tasty rabbit?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# mmm
gamey
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIVE!

excellent pic!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# i bet he tips well!
as well as leaving you deaf in the left ear...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# wow
you really are a top poster
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# he's making good progress there
can't be a real cab driver
also, this is excellent
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# haha
he's so chuffed with himself
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# great stuff
i really must have another go at one of these.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Morning God!
How the Dickens are you?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# fine sir.
i trust you are also hale and hearty.

and you can just call me g if you like, god seems far too formal.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Me's feeling mighty chipper!
g, eh? Okay, will do...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# awww
what time you finish mr puss
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# This is lovely!
W/Y/H!

*click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)