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# *giggles*
FP this now!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Afternoon ma'am!
How's everything?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes, we demand to know how belly fox is :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Yes :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# weekly scan updates would be good
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, would that this were possible
However, the next one will not be until 26th March.

As far as I know it's ok though :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# it is possible if you have enough money to purchase your own ultrasound scanner.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Er, yes, that may not happen
Of course, if I still had a job, not only could I actually earn some money to make this even vaguely possible, but I could also ask the ultrasound dept very nicely if they wouldn't mind doing quick scans for me once a week, seeing as I arranged to keep the unit working and all that....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# there must be a gadget with a usb that you can buy
so that you do home scans.

get me mr fuji on the phone i've found a niche in the market.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Well given that the probe alone costs £3500 (second hand)
I'd say it's unlikely
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# For a probe
For a high duty cycle, low production unit costs 3500 second hand. Bet it could be brought down a lot for high volume home quality.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oh, probably
But then you'd have a load of neurotic women who don't know how to read an ultrasound properly running to A&E because they'd seen something worrying. It's not a wonderful idea. Same reason I don't agree with home bought foetal heart monitors.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# home bought faecal monitors
on the other hand...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Manley?
/ac
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I wonder if we can persuade someone to build a Home Use Manley?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# probably
but could we persaude someone to buy it?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# the cost would plummet once they start getting knocked out in china
no home should be without one, i'm sure it'd have a myriad uses, no more having to stick your hands down the back of the sofa hunting for pens or lost children and stuff.

book me an appointment on dragons den it's a winner for sure.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Depends if you want to FIND the children....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Stock markets are crashing, politicians are resigning, the new James Bond title is pants
Or did you mean how's everything with me?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# With you, of course!
:D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ah, well apart from spending today doing bugger all
Except eating chocolate and playing Transport Tycoon, it's good ta :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# You mean doing bugger all, eating chocolate and playing Transport Tycoon
isn't good?

I'd have said that's a very productive day.
I spent today making various images.
I've been ill, you see.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# It's not good when the dishwasher's broken down
And I should actually be dealling with the resulting deluge of plates to be washed by hand.

But I did enjoy it :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# give him a box of tissues
and a hug, he'll get over it
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# pfft
Mr Trellis contributed the baby batter. His job as a husband is over.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# So who fathered your 97 other children?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Ah, but that's different!
I never know when to quit!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)