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# Are you saying he wanks over naked ladies?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i might ? do you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# it's more fun when it goes all over their clothes
although the court disagreed with me on that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha. nothing would annoy me more than someone spunking on my clothing.
gross story, but my first boyfriend had a hat he'd wanked all over and i found it under his bed and it was all crispy and well gross.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *nothing*? nothing at *all*?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# well in the hair would be worse probably.
or the eyes..gotta try and dodge it..like a bullet !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# A hat? =/
Takes all kinds to make a world, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# and there was some old fish and chips under his bed..
that was probably more gorss than the wank hat.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Aw no!
That's horrible...

I take it you dumped him, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# oh yes. he was a bit confused anyway
either gay or a tranny. i was young and naive then.
that said the next boyfriend weren't much better.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
Please, do go on. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# well the next was called "Angel" (i refused to call him that)
and he had been banged up for glassing someone in the face..he claimed they tried to rape him or something..he was on propation when i met him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You really know how to pick 'em, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# oh yes !
but it's all quieted down now...back to single life.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Me too...
Have been for a long time though tbh...

I'm just not "Boyfriend material" I guess. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# awww
i'm probably the worse girlfriend anyone could have..hence the string of crap boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ahaha
aww...

Single life's the best anyway. You have more free time and you can do what you like...

Anyway, I'm off for the night. G'night. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# niggght !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# All the time...
well not all the time, my typing would be all over the place

That was hard work! all the sup 'n' subs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you must learn the art of the one hand !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# True, true
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)