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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I see a nipple!
Very nice though. :)

The whole thing, not just the nipple...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *titters* you said nipple *titters some more*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *giggles*
You said "titters"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I love that word...
I like just saying it over and over.

Not in public though. I've learned my lesson...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# tis a good word. i also like saying cunt way too much.
often in public...i'm not very ladylike.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# heee
cunt is a fab word
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# and when put with "you fackin'" it becomes so much better
YOU FACKIN' CUNT

*quivers with joy*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Are you a Southerner?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# yes. and i've listend to far too much derek & clive.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you ever seen inside Joan Crawford's cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oh if you insist....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hahahahah
that's ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# it was all i could think of for the map compo.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'm totally ris-ing at this!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *tuts*
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_05.htm
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Ahh right.
It's a fair few years since I heard D & C!
I was but a young lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# a young lady ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I've never been a young lady!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you'ven ever been in a young lady ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Not recently,
at my age young is too far away!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# awww !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# also my wife wouldn't approve!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# small detail !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Crawfie?
The Queen Mother's nanny?
(My favourite LP ever, after 'Astral Weeks'. How I yearn to go on Desert Island Discs...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# astral weeks !!!! nooo ! evil !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You'll succumb.
A time'll come when you hear part of it and it'll just zap ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# also muttered gently under your breath so it's just audible to everyone who needs to hear it


'oh you cunt'


like that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you really knock them out don't you...
and there always brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Are you saying he wanks over naked ladies?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i might ? do you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# it's more fun when it goes all over their clothes
although the court disagreed with me on that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha. nothing would annoy me more than someone spunking on my clothing.
gross story, but my first boyfriend had a hat he'd wanked all over and i found it under his bed and it was all crispy and well gross.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *nothing*? nothing at *all*?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# well in the hair would be worse probably.
or the eyes..gotta try and dodge it..like a bullet !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# A hat? =/
Takes all kinds to make a world, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# and there was some old fish and chips under his bed..
that was probably more gorss than the wank hat.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Aw no!
That's horrible...

I take it you dumped him, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# oh yes. he was a bit confused anyway
either gay or a tranny. i was young and naive then.
that said the next boyfriend weren't much better.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
Please, do go on. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# well the next was called "Angel" (i refused to call him that)
and he had been banged up for glassing someone in the face..he claimed they tried to rape him or something..he was on propation when i met him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You really know how to pick 'em, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# oh yes !
but it's all quieted down now...back to single life.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Me too...
Have been for a long time though tbh...

I'm just not "Boyfriend material" I guess. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# awww
i'm probably the worse girlfriend anyone could have..hence the string of crap boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ahaha
aww...

Single life's the best anyway. You have more free time and you can do what you like...

Anyway, I'm off for the night. G'night. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# niggght !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# All the time...
well not all the time, my typing would be all over the place

That was hard work! all the sup 'n' subs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you must learn the art of the one hand !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7996171
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# True, true
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Areola!
BTW, I thought up a love poem for Valentine's Day on my way home this evening.

Roses come in shades of night,
Lilies, white as snow,
If I buy you dinner, might
You be my fave emo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Haha!
Reminded me of when I was in high school.

Being the immature twunt* I was, I decided to highlight naughty words in the dictionary. In my maths class for some reason.

Mr. Assbandit noticed, took it out of my hands and asked me to tell the class what an Areola is

Fucking twat.

*still may be one
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha. it was cdc in the science books in my class
and we never got caught. mwuahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Heh
I randomly draw cdcs all over the college.

With the obligatory magenta gel pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oo magenta gel pen.. nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Amazing
As per fucking usual
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Lalalalala
swanning about in the nude.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Her perhaps but not me
it's vere cold here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# lovely
withered arm?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Nice of you to offer
but no :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# somebody better bloody have some
I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER



(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# OY! OY! OY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# HAPPY STRALIA DAY ONE AND ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HOORAY!
You guys have a bash this weekend I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# me being a pom in london
i'll be getting drunk on my own
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ah
same as usual then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# TA COBBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Crap!*
*I bored of saying how bloody good your stuff is, so have an alternative reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i was almost going to say a similar thing
bloody talented bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Lovely!
I like the colours. *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Ace stuff
as is all your work along these lines
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)