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# kill me before i pun again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# BLOODY HELL ULRICH PUT IT AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I think he's shoving something into his own arse

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That excuses nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hopefully all of the recordings they ever made of "Whiskey in the Jar"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# your kidding me?
they didn't actually record that, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# oh but they did, and fairly recently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoMIb0Stds4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# thanks but i'd rather look at goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you need to look
it's so fucking lame, and it's probably the biggest disparity I've seen between and original and a cover. Thin Lizzy ftmfw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# If by recently you mean about ten years ago... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i thought it was about 2 years ago
ho-hum. I don't know much about those poppy-pop charts. Gerschwin, a cup of tea, a wank, and the racing odds and I'm happy as larry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You're ever so lovely.
I may have to keep you in a china dish for use only on special days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# haha
why? because I like to sit around, have a wank at half two, then watch the racing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You can do all of that from your dish.
See, I think of everything. I AM the 'one careful lady owner' they all talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
*synchronises watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *wipes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# m'offf
see you soon petal xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Tra! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# put what away?
his mighty mighty forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Just his face in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i want to put lars and axl rose in the same band and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Everyone in the world suddently gets 65% more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# is there a downside?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Axl Rose has always been a bit of a downside in my eyes.
Hush, you squeaky twat. (not you)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
my mate idolised axl rose, to the point of impersonation
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Where is your mate buried?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# the bits were too small for burial
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *tickles*
home time

and away i go
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# cheery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# haha
plenty of celtic fans that I know could pull off axl rose impersonations.

sorry. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# oh you despicable cunt
*hugs back*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i have a friend who is exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# a face you'd never tire of punching
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'd have to look at it to punch it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# i'll stand behind him and hold his head
i'll say 'over here fae' and you can keep your eyes closed and just follow the sound of my voice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# WHIRLY PUNCHY DERVISH TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# or
you could hold your fists out and I can smash his face against them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# This is an ace idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# get your biggest knuckle dusters hon
we're stepping out
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# YAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Enough to get anyone into a punching frenzy
/overly harsh for the sake of a possible cheap laugh *mwah* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# i'll stand behind you and hold your head if you like
you big gorgeous poove
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I could never hit him.
Well, not unless he'd asked me to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
i wasn't talking about that head ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You cheeky minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ÖoÖ
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Is this....
Is this a birds eye view?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# o-
No but that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# OH MY BLOODY GOODNESS MR MAN I DON'T GET IT
*may or may not be weeping*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# shit!
look at Lars face! its the Smug Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh my giddy gumdrops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hehe i am so strating to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It's my phrase of the moment.
Along with 'Good golly Miss Molly'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# i like "lordy lordy"
and i've been rocking "zounds!" a lot to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Oooh zounds is good.
Remember for an insult, you can't get much better than 'ooooh you rotter'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# "cheeky little blighter"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oooh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# even simple things like "confound it " and "blast" ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Who is this beat combo?
*rightclicks*

Oh God. What happened.

edit: 2nd on left looks like a latino housewife with a dirty sanchez
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Steps I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Metallica
they used to be popular on the hit parade
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That was before they became total cunts
and started whining about copyright
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I think they were always total cunts
It's just that their fans hadn't grown up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I think it's them Red Chili Hot Pepsis isn't it?
Edit: the guy on the right looks like Biff from Back to the Future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# and Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# surely what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Heartache
It's a fools game
It's a shame shame
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Why
does James Hetfield dictate the garnishment of their whiskeys?
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# you always do what a lead singer says
Q. whats the difference between a terrorist and a lead singer?
A. You can negotiate with terroists
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hellllllo?? hellloo? McFlyyyy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# haha
and the guy second from right looks like a slightly fatter Jamiroquai. I didn't realise Metallica disgusted me as much as the patently do.

Edit: Homeless Billy Crystal on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahah far left is keeping it real
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Oh for pete's sake
Lars Ulrich- Kirk Hammett- Rob Trujillo (sp?)- James Hetfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# which one's pete?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# he's the little one
round the back
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I fucking hate the backstreet boys anyway
ever since they released "Here I Go Again On My Own" I just totally, like, went off them. I wish they had stuck to the "Rape Me" style. I much prefer Bad Boys Inc. these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *grabs crotch* This one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# +10 points for use of the phrase 'beat combo'
would have been +15 but you left out the word 'popular'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# In hindsight it was a wise move.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] it was something you said.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha, what did I say?
/that picture needs the terry and june theme tune to accompany it when he spins the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i 'm sure you said something about fraser, wrong man....
i may of course be imagining things again.

*scrolls back
well kind of
in an indirect way, or maybe not at all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)