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# Sorry, probably been done loads,
but I've been at work since 8 this morning until just now.

(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# 'fraid so
edit: also why does the coffin keep having a small handle? I would have thought he would be on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# cos coffins dont have handles on the inside?
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Well why in the hell not?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# because they open the other way silly
there should be a doorbell or something inside mind you...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# deaded people dont require handles i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Because the corpse cannot hold on.
It's the bumping around inside and subsequent shifts of weight which make competitive pall-bearing such a popular spectator sport.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# genuine laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *slide* *bump*
"Ouch!"
"Sorry Beadle!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# The coffin bearers include a midget?
Will he have little flailing legs as he gets lifted up?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hmm sounds amusing....
*writes that into will*
yep that'll do :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# does your mum still stalk you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No, she has other things on her mind right now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I was
waiting for it to animate. :(

/dissapointed
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Why couldn't it have been Britney or Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Be patient, it'll only be a week or two.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *hopes, like he's never hoped before*
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I reckon they'll meet up,
and reach a critical mass of crack and heroin.
This will tear a hole in space time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# What happens,
if this doesn't happen, and they just smoke and shoot up more and more crack heroin, and make crack-whore babies.

This will make me sad.
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That's when we need to hire a maniac with an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i reckon we'd be better off surgically attaching a baggy of smack/crack to their hearts
telling them about it and seeing if they top themselves for it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That sounds like an interesting approach.
I'm sure there are more efficient ways, but probably not many more fun ways.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# fuckin' A, I don't know about you but I'd pay to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# To kill the parents...
or the masses of awful, awful spawn babies? :(
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Both, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *gropes like he's never groped before
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Ooh,
tingly.
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# He has 3 hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Keith Chegwin's Dead?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yeh
but his agent is in denial
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)