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[challenge entry] 'scuse us, but
which way to the golf sale?


 

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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ask sturdy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
I wrote in my english coursework that Santa's reindeer are radioactive and have red eyes and glowing green nostrils.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Actually she says it's extremely good.
Well written and she was pissing herself laughing throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# U Ungraded
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I will upload it when it's finished.
I need to find one more thing to hate.
It's things I'd put into room 101:
Waiting rooms
Other people's children
Satan Claws (Father Christmas)
txtspk
and ???
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# people who walk slowly on pavements
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# people who reserve seats in trains
AND THEN DON'T SIT IN THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hmm
it would appear that this was a very personal hate and maybe I should have kept quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I honestly expected lots of people to say
'Oh gosh, me too, those twats!'
but they didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You might be right.
Personally I prefer it, because it means I can sit in their seats.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I never thought of that
this must by my fault for being English
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm English too and have been travelling on lots of trains lately.
I find the people with loud music on their headphones or annoying children far more problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Yourself D:<
Haha what's wrong with other people's children? It's funny when they run around and fall over and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# But it's not so funny when you go to visit a friend and have their child clamp onto your leg
using its special powers that make you need the toilet.
IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# what the fucking hell kind of a situation is that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# A sexy situation.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I don't know, I made it up.
My favourite is the Satan Claws one
Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I'm surprised you didn't put in comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I might now that you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# made-up words
like funbelievabuble. i hate them so much.
and catherine tate, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes, Catherine Tate deserves obliteration.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# indeed.
she needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I don't want
to watch Dr. Who any more :(
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# It has a horse
I love horses.
Best of all the animals!
Edit: And golf sales! They rock!
http//:www.misworldgolfing.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# not drop bears?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I just wish I kept my pet mongy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# the feed is cheap
but the vodka redbull bill/ guinness costs render the mongy as a pet a lifetime investment
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# why do you think I am giving up the grog?
Next time you aint leaving pal!

Well,
Off to AA and the tattooist
(replacing pleasure with pain;)
See yas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE MEMES!
Who/what is the chap stood next to manbear?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# No idea but I just noticed NoobMaster in the ambulance!
*clicks it*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# THE COUNT.
 
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=scrotula
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# WHAT?
BERK ACTUALLY USED TO POST HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# back when he was called ape something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# aaaahhhahhah!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# <---- THIS WAY! FREE AIDS AT THE DOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)