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# I don't really know where I was going with this...
But fuck it, I never do =]

G'morning internets.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# 'ning!
And a creepy hand woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# *gives it the hose again*
Get back in there!
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# 'ning
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# BEES!
Hooray!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# and a bee 'ning to you too.


Grrr. Bloody customers. Got a group of five japanese guys here and I'm getting really pissed at them.
Not only could the other guests not get to the breakfast area as they spent about 5 minutes photographing
yogurt and videoing the TV! But when I asked them if they could use a plate to eat off rather than
flaking croissant over my nice clean floor. They're very appologetic and go off to get some
on the way there they ALL empty the contents of their croissant crumby hands onto the board
that I have put out cheeses and meats on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Cheeses and meats at this time of morning?
How very continental!

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# That would be the continental breakfast then:P
EDIT: One just added chocolate milk to its tea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Well usually in this country that usually doesn't extend further
than a few stale coissants.

Nice to see you're going all-out.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Brekkie is this morning
Fresh croissants, ham, salami, cheddar, cereals, toast, yogurt and fresh coffee.

EDIT I missed out the fruit juice, the innocent smoothies and the milkshakes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I'm there.
Today I'm having instant coffee with a high probability of weetabix.

What's everyone else having?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# tea sans chocy milk
and fags, i'll probably have the same for elevensies, lunch, tea, high tea, my evening meal may be more substantial, a light supper of tea and fags, and then to bed with a nice mug of hot chocolate and a fag or two.

a balanced and varied diet is very important, and as tobacco and tea are leaves they do count towards your five a day portions of fruit and veg. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Black coffee, two sugars
and some cheese and ham toasties
yum!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# and fags
thats the smoking kind
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I had a beeeg tub of rhubarb yogurt:D
scrummy yumscious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# How awful!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah
OK strawberry's fine in coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :-o
A big faux-pas in the English book of tea etiquette
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You would get flocks of them in York, I use that word deliberately, and they are most odd, aren't they?
I can only guess the cultural differences are so great that just about everything we have and do seems interesting enough to document to them.

You would regularly see them in the streets photographing other tourists too, particularly merkins seemed a favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# One was complaining last night as I didn't give her slippers!
She paid £18 for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# 'Ning sir.
That's a nice ghost hand you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# SMASH IT! WITH HAMMERS!
Woo, and 'ning to you, sir
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# It's going to grope me!
*moves closer*

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hell?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)