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# I am sorry
I fail to see any logical connection between Jeremy Beadle dying and a Pylon.

Explanation please?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I missed
the funeral and it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# "Reads...re-reads"
Sorry you are still failing to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# who said
it had to make sense, nope nothing in the FAQs
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Well, no
But most things tend to have at least some meaning behind them, a punchline or something.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Might make it funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I like cheesecake
Which also has as much relevance to a pylon.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# only if
it had currents in it
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Bah
That'd be a good enough raisin, I guess
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# berry poor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# This currant string of puns
is going nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# i'm appled by your poor string of food based puns
i'm in a jam as to whether or not to orange for you to perish

unless i'm pipped to the post by some other nut
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Aww, puns are easy
Anyone with a pulse can find a pun that hasn't bean done. It's a bit harder when the weather's chilli, granted, but with a little effort a play on words can sprout from anywhere.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that sounds a bit saucy
I need to ketchup on this punning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# RHUBARB!




I'm going for a leek
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That is a high pun density.
I'm not goingt to try and beat you. I will say 'ning though.
C.E.O. of Science yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# try not to beet us, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wont and don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I relish every pun
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i was briefly
but now i'm not
a quick 'ning to you too squire - i'm off out in a bit
IF i'm online later i will be wasted :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Good man.
Whatever you do don't abuse the free drinks at your friends' party by having nothing but vodka and Red Bull.

/still recovering from Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Here, have a pear
of hot cross puns.




/tenuous punning
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)